01 April, 2008

Someone's Riding The Shoe Leather Express

I've seen enough of it in this fair city so I'm finally going to point it out and probably make most people feel less then motivated in some aspect.

Why is it whenever I see someone jogging to a bus stop to catch a bus, they're only jogging? Why aren't they at a full bore run? Or even a sprint for that matter?

A jog to me says "I'm trying to get to the bus in a calm yet hurried manner".

A run to me says "It is really important that I get to that bus so I don't have to wait for the next one..."

A sprint to me says "I plan on beating all the other f$*ks to be the first one on the bus so I don't have to stand or sit next to a window-licker".

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