Dude.

Being a man of somewhat simple thoughts and reactions, the following is a listing of my top 5 "dude" moments of the day:

5. Realizing I forgot to inform finance that an employee separated last month, so said ex-employee has received two additional paychecks.

4. Taking an enormous swig of coffee that I immediately discovered has been brewed yesterday morning.

3. Seeing my credit card statement for the month.

2. Having a massive dose of wasabi at my sushi lunch.

1. Finding that these such facilities exist. And believe me friends, this was the most colossal "dude" I've let fly in a loooong time.