05 November, 2007

The Barrel Of My WTF Cannon Glows WHITE


So dealing with insurance for several weeks now has left me quesitoning humanity in new and more challenging ways. Almost in the same way that MSN.com breaks down their news categories by items such as politics, health, etc.etc.etc.

So load the guns and calculate the trajectory, we're firing a salvo:

Television And Culture:

Eight Unknown "Celebrities" In Hardened Site - Apparently when the this show started up, we (the American public - moreover the working class) were supposed to know who the Kardashians were. The first I've heard of it, and just like pancakes, the more I get of it, the more I dislike it. So if I were asked to respond to whatever message this show is always attempting to send, it would be this "holy sh*t they're spoiled, and yes, we know, they all have really big a$$es...got it...moving on..."

*shift fire*

One unknown "model?" in the open - Another celebrity we're apparently suppose to know of and/or give a flying crap about. I know nothing of this woman other then she's living fabulously, but has her own mini-series, probably to show the "trials and tribulations" of the rich.

*shift fire*

One five-year-old looking skank under a pile of self-degrading horn balls - A "celeberity" essential built from reality shows and myspace through showing skin, Tila (who we shall rename "Shnarf" at no insult to the Thundercats) now has a show where she's having men and women vie for her love through a series of degrading and pointless acts to prove "their love". Now, I don't have a problem with this as I do tune into "I Love New York" occasionally, nor do I have the fact that both straight guys and lesbians are battling it out for a Shot at Love with Schnarf Tequila. My problem is, quite frankly, she's about attractive as an Ewok. God knows she looks like one sans hair. Have these contestants never seen an attractive women before?

*New Fire Mission - Crime and Punishment*

One Up-and-Coming Gender Biased Rape Case In Cover - The general public is right in loathing child molestors with a passion, I am one to agree with this completely. Child molestors destroy innocence and trust of humanity at the absolute foundation and they should be punished to the full extent of the law. Where I have a problem, is where there is gender discrimination. In this case, before it goes to court, and before sentance is passed down, I am predicting this. Kelsey Peterson will, at most, receive 5 years for kidnapping, 1 year for contributing for the delinquency of a minor, and 2-3 years for child abuse. More then likely, just like in the case of
Debra Lafave, this insult to humanity will get a slap on the wrist, probably probation, and lose her teaching certificate, oh no!

*Continue Mission - Fire For Effect*

Hypocritical Justice In The Open - This link demonstrates that not all scales are equal in justice. Simply picking many of the cases, most of them were either "charges dropped" or "months in prison in lieu of a xx year sentance". Psychologist might argue that less trauma is done on a male victim then a female victim, unfortunately, that isn't the reason behind laws. You ask a mother of twins, boy and girl, who should get molested and see how far that arguement gets.

*New Fire Mission - Sports*

Non-Loyal Player Under Cover - Knowing almost nothing of the politics of baseball, I have little to go on. However, thanks to our good friend Fitzy, I've come to learn of the money grubbing, non-loyality that is A-Rod. Apparently this player is always seeking the bigger paycheck, and doesn't mind about moving on to other teams that are starting to taste success.

*New Fire Mission - Health*

Strongly Weathered Baby Factory Still In Operation - So it's comforting to know that while scores up scores of children are dying of starvation every year, and that China is still enforcing child limits in order to control global population, these two nymphos apparently get off at the idea of crapping out babies for their own purposefulgain. Let's ignore the fact that healthcare costs are skyrocketing due to excessive doctors visits, or that carbon emissions are increasing, or even that it's harder to get into colleges due to excessive population limits. Apparently these poeple have ignored the social need to limit their excessive wants and desires, all because the average sheep just loves babies. STOP BREEDING!

*New Fire Mission - Politics*

*Ammo Depleted*

Oh well, enough WTF rounds for this day.

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