How Shall I Pickle Thee? Let Me Weigh The Ways

fig 1.1 - When two different drinks meet in my liver

So let's compare the most potent alcoholic drink on the market (Everclear) against a formidable scientific backup (Isopropyl).

Strength

Everclear (95% Alc.) v. Isopropyl (70-80%)

Cost

Everclear ($50/1.5 Liters) v. Isopropyl ($2.90/16 oz)

Availability

Everclear (Illegal to Buy in 9 States) v. Isopropyl (Legal in all States)

Mixability

Everclear (Designed to Drink) v. Isopropyl (Not Designed to Drink)

Health Hazard

Everclear (Will Cause Severe Gastric Disturbances) v. Isopropyl (May Cause Severe Gastric Disturbances)

Intended Original Use

Everclear (Spodie) v. Isopropyl (Cleaning Wounds)

Winner? Everclear!

(Phew...I wasn't ready to change brands anyway)