List of random things I really wanted to do today, but had neither the location nor the means to do them:
1) Run through a library with bicycle horns duct taped to the bottoms of my feet.
2) Stand in a bathroom and offer a delicious plate of brownies to someone everytime they wash their hands
3) Tear off a massive belch in a meeting with a minimum of 12 people and go back to work like nothing had happened
4) Enter an elevator with other people and immediately sit down facing a corner
5) Challenge and have someone accept to a pickle brine chugging contest
6) Use the phrase, "Oh yeah? Well I got your job application right freakin' here"
7) Figure out why whenever the "how much would a woodchuck" riddle comes up, no one ever bothers to figure out how big the woodchuck is
1) Run through a library with bicycle horns duct taped to the bottoms of my feet.
2) Stand in a bathroom and offer a delicious plate of brownies to someone everytime they wash their hands
3) Tear off a massive belch in a meeting with a minimum of 12 people and go back to work like nothing had happened
4) Enter an elevator with other people and immediately sit down facing a corner
5) Challenge and have someone accept to a pickle brine chugging contest
6) Use the phrase, "Oh yeah? Well I got your job application right freakin' here"
7) Figure out why whenever the "how much would a woodchuck" riddle comes up, no one ever bothers to figure out how big the woodchuck is
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