Girls Trying To Bring The Man Down

I am the youngest of three brothers, and have somehow been dubbed the "ladies man". I have learned alot of women in my limited years of dating and interaction. Here are a few points I would like to pass on to my fellow man...nothing profound, just things to think about:

* Whenever women do something that is atypically a male thing, such as working on a car or playing video games, it multiplies their hotness ten fold

* You can definately tell alot about a woman by their shoes.

* Just like America has nukes, men have the "c" bomb...but don't EVER use it, or your world will come to an end.

* Women will deny checking out other women, just as you would deny checking out women, in exactly the same way (and they do give other women the once over).

* Almost all girls are little freaky, but that ration it.

* Women actually do go to the club just to dance. Weird.

* You will never meet your future wife in a bar. And if you do, why would you do that?

* Try to remember what your girlfriend is wearing, and reminder her of it a week later, she'll think you're very romantic.

* REMEMBER what color your woman's eyes are!

* Women that are offended by having the door held for them are more insecure then all other women combined.

* Avoid women that talk excessively about past boyfriends, fear of being alone, and marriage plans on the first date.

* Majority of women are mezmerized by babies, even if they denounce them all other times.

* If you ask a woman if her breasts are real, 9 times out of 10, it's interpreted as a compliment.