Welcome To The Wheel List

I'd like to introduce a new segment to the blog called "The Wheel List". Allow me to explain.

A very looooong time ago, I talked about an invention I thought up called the wheel.

Basically, this invention in a nut shell is a giant horizontal wheel thats attached to a giant turbine beneath every major city in the world. The wheel (looking like the one Conan was forced to push around to grind corn) will allow up to 100+ people a day to get on the thing and just push it around in a circle. This will in turn create a giant, unending supply of energy for the cities of the world.

Who will push said wheel you ask? Only the bums and worthless people of society. As I see it, there are people in this world that do nothing to help humanity grow richer and stronger. Hell, some even take us back a few clicks. They would most likely consist of people that have very low educations, no jobs, or simply no purpose for breathing other then to steal oxygen from other people (cough cough Paris Hilton).

The wheel pushers would be locked under ground and their case would be reviewed every two years. While assigned to the wheel, they would live off a constant dies of blueberry pancakes and milk, twice a day.

As wacky as it sounds, the wheel to me represents a wild insult. To know that you are so useless to humanity, you're essentially replacing what a river could do. You're sole purpose for being is to make the power so I can clean my teeth at night with a water pic, or fire up my laptop to watch porn. You have proven to be SO disposable that all you should really do in life is make renewable resources while living on a staple diet of dairy and carbs.

I argued as to what to name my new "hall of shame"...things like "PWND" and "Azurael's b*tch list" crossed my mind, but what says it better then the wheel? To simply sigh, shake my head, and yell "get on the wheel!!".

This, ladies and gents, is the Wheel List. And those who fail so bad at life that they are ordered onto the wheel, will forever be my b*tch....in spirit of course.