A New Level Of Depravity

I stumbled across this during my daily viewings of geek digest (i.e. www.geekologie.com) and where, oh where, to begin. There arn't enough verbal jabs that I have stored up on this one.

I believe the pinnacle to start on this trailor is the part where a supposed pre-teen uses the c**t word, and then moves on to the fact that she's got more moves than several superheros combined.

Up the same alley as the movie "Hard Candy", apparently girls are able to over power men with the greatest of ease before they're even out of High School. The movie "The Professional" pulled this off because they made the girl character flawed, but still gave her the attitude to be able to pull off killing someone.

Anyway, back to this movie. So, other then the fact that it stars the ever befuddled Nicholas Cage, it stars something even worse, a girl that bascially embodies the classic pedofiles dream. Yep, I f**king said it. You have a girl that goes through several costume changes, which usually consist of schoolgirl outfits and Manga style purple wigs, mix that up with her having a mouth like a sailor, and toss in a bit of the apparently unholy martial arts skills, and let's not forget her still wanting to act like a little kid, and there you go. Pedofiles will be LINING UP for this pile of uninspirational crap.

I've been in the Army, I've worked with ex-felons, so I'd like to think very few things offend me. This movie offends me. This movie offends me to the point I'd like to dook in a box, mail it to Nicholas Cage, pimp slap the parents of the kid actor, and force the director to watch "Epic Movie" without respite for 24 hours straight. I swear to f**king everything that is holy that Hollywood isn't even trying any more.

This trailor hasn't apparently gone widespread yet, but I'm sure when it does, there'll be plenty other people lining up to the right of me on this bullsh*t.

I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Aware My Xbox360 Could Travel Through Time

So in my usual impulsive, game buying nature, I decided to give hype a shot and bought this game because I understood it to be good. I understood the hype wrong.

I believe this is one of those rare times where a great game producer (i.e. Bioware) ends up putting out complete crap. Unfortunately, the hype was generated for the fact that Bioware was putting out this type of game.

Let's highlight the good parts of the game:

None

Now let's highlight the bad issues with the game:

- Graphics. I've played (and still play) some very old games and I've never been a graphics snob, especially playing my games on ancient tvs and monitors. These graphics were inexcusibly poor.

- Story. I'm a fan of backstory in games, but what designers need to remember is that their average consumer gamer is a dude. Not a guy, not a man, a dude. Dead Space had the perfect backstory with just enough depth, "stuck on a scary ship, need to repair it to get off, the chick you're working with turns out to be a traitorous bit*h, karma sucks". Perfect. Having to listen and memorize every NPC's backstory is not only a waste of my time, it's also a waste of work that could be spent instead on killing crap.

- Game play. I've only played a few games that actually play themselves, and this is one of them. When you go into combat, your character literally starts attacking enemies on it's on with not a press of any button. What is fun about this?

- Customization. The equipment and weapons customization was terrible. Graphics, design, and menu usage. Just spectacularly terrible.

- Downloadable Content. Okay, WTF am I paying $60 for a game that posted content you can buy online the same day the game is released? I equate this to software producers posting major patches for glitchy software after a program is released. There's no excuse for it.

Suffice to say, playing Dragon Age Origins was painful. I played it for about 10 hours and was absolutely not pulled into it. The fact that I bought a crappy game doesn't piss me off as much as the fact that many gamers will be duped into buying this crappy game because it has a big name on it. And what pisses me off even worse are there are those shills that are paid to post glowing reviews of this crap on sites like gamefaqs.com. (Go there and read any 10/10 reviews, those are shills, and full of complete b.s.)

Anyway Bioware, this is your warning from me. I already put your Dragon Age game on Goozex.com and got 1000 points for it. I will absolutely do the same if ya'll do it again with your next big game, whatever it is.

For The Record....

Here we go again with the usual media whoring of this unstoppable, baby crapping factory. The woman's put her body through enough trauma now that she's having kids born very prematurely. Bravo Dugger, you baby crapping cow. You're so hell bent on replacing your self worth with more children, you're actually putting not only the unborn ones at risk (because humans are not designed to have offspring like dogs), you're also risking the mental and social well being of your currently kids (i.e. how do you divide your time among your platoon of children).

I know, I know...the words of one anonymous blogger won't stop you for trying to reach your sunum bonum and crapping your 20th kid, but apparently you've never learned the idea of quality over quantity.

Your rep said "Michelle, who has been in the hospital recovering from a gallstone, was taken to the OR for an emergency c-section. The most important thing right now is for Mom and baby Josie to get as much rest as possible. The family is grateful for all the prayers and well wishes during their recovery."(Source: Dlisted.com). Well, despite the fact that it probably doesn't show, I am a God fearing man, and I'm going to spend the breathe I reserve for prayers, and while I'm thinking of you, I'm going to use that breath to smoke the biggest cigar in the world. I hope your recovery is as long and as painful as humanly possible. For the amount of damage your kids are going to experience down the line, I can only hope your suffering is 10x worse.

STOP BREEDING.

Delicious is spelled G-U-I-L-T-Y!

Finally, finally, finally....a case that's been judged correctly after I've probably blogged about hundreds of miscarriages of humanity.

Yes folks, she's guilty. The fact that her dna was all over the scene didn't help. The fact that her story changed about five different times didn't help. The fact that she kept smiling like an a$$clown did not help.

People from Washington, listen to me. Just because this blonde psychopath went to UW, doesn't make her innocent. And to Senator Cantwell (D) from Washington state, how F**KING big are your giant woman-balls to question the justice system of an entire country. You're a Senator, as they say in the Army, stay in your lane! Just because this girl was a resident of Washington state, doesn't give her a f**king pass for murder. I can guarentee that if this trial had involved some out of shape, unpopular guy from WSU (Washington State University)...he would have been found guilty (anyway) and no body would have missed a beat. Instead, she's portrayed as some innocent college girl and apparently we're required to back her because she's from the same state. Well, f**k that and f**k you Cantwell.

And to Amanda Knox, who's smilin' now?

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We're Gonna Need Another Boat

The Pirate Bay is now down. Long live piracy...and strike another one up for Corporate bastards.

I Am Jacks Raging Bile Duct

I like to blog when there is soemthing on my mind, and especially when something is bugging me. Today, there is absolutely no shortage of idiocracy on the float in the world:

For Insane Dog Lovers - Just when you thought that the Snuggie couldn't be campy enough, they now make them for dogs. Before you go any further, please read that sentance again. This is comparably worse then people that dress their animals up. I mean really?

This biggest BS claim since someone said Pluto wasn't a planet - A Dr. Joan Luby (don't even get me started on the name) of Washington University in St. Louis is claiming that children as young as 3 years old can exhibit the symptoms of chronic depression. Fastforward completely through all the BS of this article to the part that reads "Previous research has suggested that rising numbers of preschoolers are taking psychiatric drugs, including Prozac, which is used to treat depression." Who the F**K is feeding children Prozac?! What doctor, nonetheless parent, would drug up a kid this young? Their brain isn't even fully developed yet and yet these morons have decided to start pumping their bodies full of drugs?? GOOD PLAN MORONS!

GIANT BRASS ONES - So despite the fact that Washington Mutual took the hugest dook known to the banking industry, the executives are actually suing to get MILLIONS in bonus that were listed to be paid in their employment agreements. These a-holes should be fortunate enough that the people that banked their didn't demand their head on a pike. Knowing someone who was a WaMu customer, yes, they did nickle and dime you to unholy hell. These executives probably need it anyway, in light of the fact that no self respecting bank would ever hire them. Greedy f**ks.

I'm sure there'll be more to come, because the faucet that pours dumb just never turns off.

I Moved To Seattle For This?

I can remember growing up in Idaho and hearing all about how bad the weather was in Seattle. The classic "raining too much, high suicide, etc.etc.etc." is what I always heard. Long, cold seasons, tons of rain, hardly ever sunlight.

Fast forward a few years to me actually living here. For every summer I've lived here in the past three years, it's been at least 90 degrees or above. This year, we've actually hit 103 degrees during the summer.

Looking around at the apartments here in Seattle, I have yet to find one with central air. But everyone that has grown up here keeps repeating like a broken record "oh, there's no need for it because it never gets that hot for that long". Apparently I'm living in a different Seattle then what I grew up hearing about because it's just too f**king hot to be.

KGB (542542) Is WROOOOOOONG.

The other day during a trip to the bar, whilst, I was drinking a beer, I decided to take the KGB (i.e. 99 cent cell phone google service) for a test run to see what they had to say to a few questions. Bascially, I was trying to play stump the chump with what is supposed to be an answer service.

Yes, they got the number of lifeboats on the Titanic correct, however, they did get a question wrong. And what I like to consider, a pretty easy question wrong.

Who said "that which does not kill us, only makes us strong"? No, they didn't say Kanye West, but they did say it was Goethe.

WRONG.

Ol' KGB needs to do abit more fact checkin' on their Friday nights. Guess I won't be usin' them anymore.

Lacuna Coil - BEST BAND EVER.

So backstory on this, I've been listening to Lacuna Coil, a metal band from Italy, since around 2003. Oregon-B exposed me to this band and with every album that gets released, I like them that much more.

The music is heavy, the lyrics are very well written, and let's just face it...Cristina, the lead singer (pictured above) is just smokin' hot, and even moreso in person!

I recently saw them a few days ago in concert at Neumos in Seattle. This was a tiny venue where I could have almost literally reached out and strummed on the guitars of the band. I was in the second row and loving it.

Their sound is perfect. Her and Andrea Ferro (the lead male vocal) have voices that don't need to be put through any mixing equipment because they are flawless. High energy show with a band that hasn't forgotten their roots. Every person on stage has refined their talent enough so that when they are all working together, it's just absolutely flawless and awe inspiring. I've been to many concerts and hands down, Lacuna Coil is the best band I have ever seen live. End of f**king story.

What makes it even more awesome is that Cristina actually shook my hand. :P Yep. I sound like a tween girl, but seriously...when you've listened to a band as much as I have listened to them, actually seeing the band live, and literally being 6 feet away from them is just something that is undescribable.

Lacuna Coil is an unstoppable musical juggernaut that I will follow FOREVER!!!

ROCK ON LACUNA COIL!

You Have To Be F**king Kidding Me

This is a joke about the "Good Idea Fairy". A mythical creature anyone in the military has known that comes around and gives the superiors "great ideas" on how to chance policies and SOPs to make things "better". However, the Good Idea Fairy is decidedly Un-Good, because it usually makes work harder, and only serves to piss off soldiers.

Now please prepare for a doozy.

In this article, a report developed on comission from the Pentagon has decided to urge the Department of Defense to ban any and all smoking in the military in order to save money on related health costs.

My favorite was the following quote: If the monetary costs of smoking don’t get the attention of Pentagon brass, the report also identified what it said was a “strong association between tobacco addiction and mental-health problems, among them mood disorders, schizophrenia and substance abuse” — not exactly the state that generals and admirals want their gun-toting charges to be in.

So wait, let me get this straight. They're connecting tobacco use with mood disorders and schizophrenia? I don't know much about mental disorders. I DO know that those types of disorders are genetic in nature and cannot be caused purely by an outside factor.

Also, seriously? Remove smoking completely? Soldiers and sailors constantly work out, eat well (at least in mess halls), and work in a safe environment (while not in wartime). If smoking is their only vice, I think they're gonna be okay.

Reading comments at the bottom of this article, a few people brought up the slippery slope arguement. If first smoking, what next? Remove all the Burger Kings from post? Remove all the soda machines? Stop selling Ding Dongs and remove alcohol from post?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is only a portion of why I had to leave the Army. The Army is not my fathers Army. The Army is slowly sliding into a sea of magoo, family friendly b.s. Officer clubs gave away to Community Clubs. Nowadays, if you're a single soldier, you pretty much get the backend of many benefits (i.e. maybe I wanted to live on post? Ah, I'm not married with kids, I'll get my butt off your post then.)

Flat out, this is just wrong. If smoking is banned from the military, John Wayne will come back and just start punching people out. Seriously.

Another Coward Joins The Ranks!

So I just recently read in this article post, it appears that an Army Major has decided to join the Weenie Brigade with Lt. Watada by not deploying to Afghanistan. His name...er, ahem, I'm sorry...the piece of sh*t's name is Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook.

Only now, instead of pulling the "illegal war, I'm going to run away like a little girl", he's pulling the "Obama wasn't born in the U.S., so he can't be President, so I'm going to run away like a little girl" excuse.

Yeah, you didn't read that wrong. He's arguing that the birth certificate presented is fake, and thusly, he cannot engage in wartime activities outside the US if he's under orders by someone other then the President.

So, lemme get this straight there Major. Remember that 30 page background check you had to fill out in order to get a Security clearance upon joining the Army? Remember having to list everything, and provide documentation to prove your eligible to serve? The fact that they stopped short of asking how many molars you had? You don't think the President had a similar background check? You honestly think the CIA would allow a non-citizen to take the Office of the President?

How f**king stupid are you?? Although I think you are personally pissing all over everyone that's gone over there, if you honestly think that, you shouldn't be over there, because you're going to end up getting people killed. How the f**k did you become a Major?? What G1 did you pay off to get that rank?? It was 10 years from Captain to Major when I was in, apparently the Army doesn't even require intelligence anymore!

Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, you are a f**king coward. Get out of my Army, and get on the wheel!

Sometimes Justice Is Not That Tasty

So today a judge reversed the conviction against a mother (Lori Drew) for her participation in a fake out that "led' to a girl killing herself.

Story is here.

Basically the synopsis is this, there was a teenage girl named Megan who had a Myspace account. The woman, Lori, created a Myspace account fictitiously as a boy and began a chatting with Megan. Shortly there after, Lori using her fake profile "dumped" and began trashing on Megan on Myspace.

Shortly thereafter, Megan hanged herself.

Megan's mother then stated that her daughter killed herself because of the actions of Lori.

Lori was charged basically for cyber bullying under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

Now before you have an opinion, re-read what I wrote above. A very loose synopsis and think about the facts at hand.

Basically in a nutshell this is what happened, older woman using a fake identity to ridicule and bug a young girl, on a computer. The girl, in question, was diagnosed with depression. The girl, being ridiculed, on a computer, killed herself.

That all being said, I don't see any judge worth their weight in salt with accusing that the actions of Lori directly lead to the death of Megan. Is Lori a horrible person for doing this? Absolutely. Is she by any intent or mean a killer? Crap no. The idea that words alone led someone to die is completely absurd, and anyone who thinks that this is a possibility should get their head checked.

At the risk of sounding wrong hearted, there is a "block" button on MySpace for a reason. In this case, it should have been used early.

Heidi And Spencer Are Unholy Retarded

fig 1.1 - Heidi and Spencer having sex. Because
they think this is how you do it. Yeah, that dumb.

So in passing I saw an article where these two oxygen thieves claimed 9/11 was an inside job. My standard rant aside about how complete ignorant and retarded this theory is, I find their moron statement compounded only by that of talking of "The New World Order" theory. Seriously? If said order existed, would they really want the world now? Why haven't they taken the world already?

I swear to everything that is intelligent, these two spoiled d-bags apparently just sh*t on enough people or enough stuff to stay relevant. And when they can't do that, they just say something so inherently stupid, the press must cover them.

I wouldn't even put these a-holes on the wheel, I would put them in a rocket and send their a$$ to Pluto. That way, no one on Earth would have to get any more stupid from their existence, and they wouldn't know where they are because I'm pretty sure they believe Pluto to be a cartoon dog.

Holy crap I hate these people. F*CK YOU TWO.

Napster Reloaded

I pretty much cried after reading this announcement as the greatest bastion of free software/music/etc is officially going down. Yes, The Pirate Bay (.org) is officially selling itself to become the next legal Napster. Uhm. Sweet. No no no, f*ck that.

The greedy a-holes that bought it, Global Gaming Factory X AB (which will henceforth be called "Corporate Butthole"), the CEO Hans Pendeya (which will henceforth be called "The Taint") had this to quote source:

(1) The Pirate Bay is a site that is among the top 100 most visited Internet sites in the world," said GGF CEO Hans Pandeya. "However, in order to live on, The Pirate Bay requires (2) a new business model, which satisfies the requirements and needs of all parties, content providers, broadband operators, end users, and the judiciary. Content creators and providers need to control their content and get paid for it. (3) File sharers need faster downloads and better quality."

Okay, I put the numbers and underlined select quotes on this b.s. rambling because I'm doing exactly that, calling bullsh*t:

(1) This could very true there Hans Taint. But the reason why? BECAUSE IT'S A SOURCE OF FREE SOFTWARE!! Do you honestly f*cking believe, for a SECOND, that once it's a legal download source, that it'll still be up there? Hell to the no! Another Torrent tracker will be crowned king and you'll loose traffic worse then a low lying highway in a flood.

(2) Man, I remember hearing this from the company that bought mine, shortly before I was laid off. The whole "oh, we need to redo stuff. We need to fix stuff. We've got all this ideas and jizz jizz jizz". Uh no. You said it yourself. It's in the Top 100 visited sites. So unless to sell out or ruin something, why change the business model? Hell, even in college when I worked at a restaurant that had a smoking section, once we got rid of the smoking section, what happened? Yep! Lost half our patronage. Only a moron of a CEO would change anything about a site that receives that much traffic.

(3) No we don't. As an avid downloader of torrents, myself as well as us thousand others expect that for free stuff, we're going to have to deal with slower downloads and such. Honestly, I've gotten full length movies in under 5 minutes. The Corporate Butthole is simply trying to justify the incoming download fees under the guise of a better "user experience". Do they serious think we're that dumb?

And as for the owners of The Pirate Bay, er, previous owners. Yes, we got it. You've "fought the good fight" and yeah, yeah "you're gotten no thanks" or whatever. Doing the right thing would not have allowed a corporation, for whom you had previous posted cease and desist letters

located here against, to take over your organization. The RIGHT thing to do would have been to take your site offline. But instead, you're trading in your fight and everyone that's joined behind you, and did what Napster did... gave it to some CEO to make crap tons of money on, and further the cause of "the new owners plan to make it a legal service that allows 'content providers and copyright owners [to] get paid for content that is downloaded via the site." Great. Fuel the organisations that have screwed generations of music and movie lovers out of TONS of money for a single album, DVD.

Thanks guys. Go ahead and hop on The Wheel. And as for the Corporate Butthole that bought the site, I will never visit it again. So I hope your "potential profits" crumble, you industry grovelling a-holes.

Perez Hilton Deserved It

Wow. After hearing enough on this I have to weigh in. Not only did this meatball decide to pick a fight with an entire band, he did so in a manner that undermines everything that the gay rights movement has been pushing to eliminate, aka spoken verbal hate against gays.

Then, he decided to "apologize" and said that any benefits of the ensuing lawsuit will be donated to the Matthew Shepard Foundation. However, due to his "fag" insult, the Foundation won't take the money (source).

The bottom line is this, if you're a traitor to your own cause, you need to get punched....repeatedly. Also calling anyone an inflammatory name, well, what do you thinks going to happen? Probably going to get punched in the face. And let me be first to point out here that if this drivel does make it to court, I'm pretty sure little to no damages are going to be awarded.

Personally between me and Perez, I'd just punch him repeatedly in the back alley of a club just because I think he's a complete idiot, and stupidity should never be tolerated in any form. Even if that form is a cross between an obese Care Bear and a 10 year old girl.

Get on the wheel FATTY.

Boobies and Explosions Won't Do It For Me

Recently I've had hours of my life robbed away by movies that just suck. I won't name names just in case I have a strong desire to blog about them later (Terminator Salvation). Any who, no, for the records I will not piss away another 2 hours of my life on a movie that essentially looks to be built on explosions and Megan Fox.

I feel my generation has the right to call b.s. on this atrocity that is this live action film for several reasons. First and foremost, why is Bumblebee not a VW? Second, why the hell are the Decepticons bigger then the Transformers?

And finally, why is it that every director on this Earth must ruin movies with some retarded love subplot? The most gratuitous that I can think of would be Cloverfield. The main character had a one night boink fest with a girl, and now he's going to risk death to find her? No wonder most people stick to black and white war movies. Why? NO LOVE PLOT. No Pearl Harbor. No Aliens v. Predator 2. I really wish Hollywood would stop stinking up what might be a good movie with some love plot just in a vain attempt to appeal to larger audiences. Perfect example? Punisher Warzone. Love plot? Nope. Massive amounts of violence? Yes! Perfect!

Michael Bay - be careful about this second movie. You're treading on the brain rot of my generation. This will probably define your career.


Oh yeah. J.J. Abrams...he needs to get on the Wheel and never come back for Star Trek. I'm pretty sure if that guy could have wiped his ass with Gene Roddenberry's ashes, he would have before producing the worthless shit that is Star Trek. I would like to personally thank Abrams for single handedly flipping off decades worth of Star Trek fans by replacing thought out plots, time lines, and characters that is the orgy of explosions, overacting, and sex that is Star Trek.

Abrams, you SUCK! Bay, don't be the next Abrams....

Enough Of This Nonsense

So other then a few beacon blips, I've been off the blog radar since I got laid off before the economic crisis. So not only did I get canned just in time for the utter collapse of most industries where I live, now I'm currently living through a country wide hiring freeze. Whoo!

Now to catch up in the classic bullet type format as to what's happened since October of last year (yep, I've been damn near unemployed for a full year):

• Lost my job
• Drove through a once-in-a-decade massive snowstorm to go to a 2nd job interview, to which some of my interviewers didn't even show, and didn't get the job
• Have had a total of 3 job interviews, obviously bupkis
• Gone to see Oregon-B several times, and got massively ruined each time
• Had a little bit o nasty run in with the police (of which the details will remain hidden)
• Starting to slip on the trips to the gym
• Completed three quarters worth of ASL
• Decided to blog

There you go! All that accomplished in about 8 months. So please be patient as I can only blog so much about my daily ritual that is xbox, coffee, apply for jobs, read rejection (e)mails, cry, more xbox, and go to bed.

Charge!

About Time Science Was On My Side!

I finally stumbled across what is argueably the best science article ever.

Want kids? Already married? Give it a second thought.

Check out this AWESOME article.

2007: Year Of The Bastard??

So according to several articles like this one, we've had the biggest baby boom in recorded US history, and of those babies born in 2007, 40% of them were BASTARDS.

For those who apparently might have forgotten what the term means, it's defined as:

1) A child born out of wedlock.
2) Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3) Slang A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Far be it from me to be one who preaches marriage, but seriously, at what point did it become okay for people to just start having kids outside of marriage, and apparently way before they're ready.

I can't exactly figure out an arguement FOR having a bastard, but hm, whatever works I guess.

Does Anyone Hire Veterans Anymore?

So if it wasn't transparent, I lost my job back in jolly ol' October when the company I was working in HR for was shut down. I wasn't too concerned that I wouldn't find a job because I have almost 2 years experience in HR plus I have a duel Master's Degree in HR Management and HR Development. On top of that, I literally have 10 years of leadership experience, starting when I was 19 back at the crappy steak house I worked at.

Since being layed off, I have literally applied to over 200 jobs in Human Resources and Office Management, and I have only yet had one walk in job interview. I interviewed for a job training managers to be managers. Now let me caveat that I have both education and actual experience in leading soldiers, as a platoon leader (33 soldiers) upto an operations officer in charge of 7 department heads and totally responsible for about 200+ soldiers and civilians. Who did they end up giving the job to? A middle aged mother of two with 11 years recruiting experience and ZERO years experience leading subordinates. Hmmm.

My theory is this. Men don't belong in HR. Of all of my friends I've spoken to, and looking at national averages, it appears that HR is dominated by women. So I'm probably sure that the jobs I am applying for, end up going to "middle aged women, with usually 2 kids, who started as an office manager or receptionist, who is 20 years a$$ deep in HR and office work".

Forget that I'm that I'm an ex-Army Captain, Caucasian male in my 20's who has a Masters level education and over a decade worth of leadership experience both in peace time and wartime settings. Not to forget I've written Army policy that required approval at a General Officer level, andI'm school trained in everything from crisis management to information and physical security.

I know, I know. The job should go to the "most experienced". However, there still is a train of thought that preaches that maybe introducing new blood and ideas to an organization might shake things up.

I honestly thought I was ready to get out of the Army 3 years back when I exited as a Captain with as much experience and education training as I had, but I was wrrroooooong. Honestly, I just want to know...who the french toast are getting these jobs???

So...what now shall I do? Hmm....

Coward & Traitor List!

Welcome to the brand new segment which I like to call the "Coward and/or Traitor" list! This is a comprehensive list of people that just piss me off to absolutely no end and I'd just like to point it out in my own little bubble of cyberspace. Occasionally people will be added as I see fit. And you know I'm passionate about this if I'm blogging about these meat heads while I'm going through this segment in my life.


Rihanna - She is an absolute coward if and only if she actually got back together with the insignificant f**k who laid his hands on her. Why in the hell would someone that has as much power and protection as her would return to such a pile of crap? Even animals learn not to poke their nose where it hurts, so you're telling me a member of the highest eschelons of the food chain doesn't know about classical conditioning? Even more, she's a traitor to victims of abuse everywhere because this was the first opportunity since Tina Turner that such an valued, talented member of society would have the chance to publicly speak out against domestic violence. An influence that could have had the possibility to help numerous people decide to leave the situation they're in and seek help. But nope. Guess not.

Chris Brown - Coward for the fact that he lay his hands on a woman. Not just a woman, a f**king hot and talented woman. Must come from a great family. Traitor to not only men EVERYWHERE, but possibly to his genre of music. This meatball is a complete bitch. He needs to go to prison, because knowing what I know of prison culture, more then a few inmates will pay back to him double for what he did.

The F**king Duggar Family - STOOOOP BREEEDING. Cowards for the fact that the parents cannot face the fact that they had a miscarriage eons ago so now they feel like every kid they CRAP out is just another jewel in their crown in Heaven. WRONG. Traitors to the Earth because, well let's face it, if everyone bred like jack rabbits, we'd run out of natural resources in about 5 years. Oh yeah, and the fact that it's borderline child abuse in the fact that the children in this family can't get the adequate attention they need. I cannot f**king WAIT until they start hitting puberty and hit that berserk stage where drugs and sex come into play. The parents are soooooo dooomed.

Rush F**king Limbagh(er) - I never thought this a$$clown would actually be more then a no talent hack of a radio speaker, but I guess he is, so let's keep this short and to the point. Coward because he points out faults even while he's a drugged up, self-important, FAT, hypocrite. Traitor to his own political party, which honestly is just good news to the rest of us Democrats. Woohoo! Keep it up fatty!!

Lisa Pagan (pictured here with her "meat shield" children) - So if you haven't heard, the back story on this is that the above pictured pile of wah reported to duty to deploy with her two children because she claims her husband can't take care of them because he travels too much. Other then her blatant lack of knowledge regarding Soldier and Sailors Relief Act, she decided to crap all over the Uniformed Services and put this in the news instead. Soooo, COWARD in the fact that she used HER OWN FAMILY not to deploy ANNNNND abandoning not only her commitment to the Armed Forces, but also her unit. TRAITOR for pretty much the same reasons. Sure...she wanted the sweet benefits the Army offers, but doesn't want to pay the price of the occasional deployment. Hey Lisa, next time you decide to sign on the dotted line, maybe think about it first. That way you don't end up hiding behind a couple of children like a spineless sack of SHIT.

Ehren Watada (aka Deserter Extraordinaire) - 'Nuff said. This Coward/Traitor shirked his duty because he would have rather gone to Afghanistan instead of Iraq. Guess what there Ehren, this ain't Burger King! You don't get to choose. I'm sure your Platoon is proud of your ass leaving them in the time they needed a LEADER the most. As Dante pointed out "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those, who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their own neutrality."

Amy Wino...er...Winehouse (Damn you Dlisted) - So, this woman has been given a talent to croon that hasn't been heard literally in decades. She could possibly match the greats with little effort, but instead what does she do with her gift? CRACK! Traitor to her own self for letting her talents go to waste And to those who wish they had such talents. Coward for doing that many drugs, and wanting to be with an abusive a-hole. (Blaaaake).


EVERYONE, GET ON THE WHEEL!

F**K You Jenny McCarthy!

Dear Ms. McCarthy,

In light of this recent Court Ruling it would appear that nobody has any fault in your childs autism other then your crappy genes. Additionally, in light of these new findings, I would like to say on behalf of 99.9% of the world population that your idea that vaccines cause autism are completely unfounded, and apparently all the blood that should be going to your brain is actually going to your breasts.

In the future, why not spend your energy, I dunno, perhaps on The Wheel. At least there, you can do humanity some good, instead of searching out scapegoats for your holy war against vaccines so that children everywhere, might you have your way, could die of measles, mumps, or rubella.

It's not the medical communities fault that you have a child born with a learning disability. So stop acting like a raging dong and trying to pass the buck on something that was clearly embedded in YOUR genetics.

All my love,

Azurael

You've Roused Me From My Slumber.....

I have been on a "hiatus" if you will since losing my job back in October, feeling free not to blog because honestly, what would I blog about? How fun it is to do the same crap day in and day out, consistently wondering about if leaving the Army was a mistake in this crap hole economy?

Well, as surely as that giant boulder that chased Indy was roused from it's many years of slumber amidst large quaking, as am I forced to blog about what I have just seen.

Apparently marketing geniuses and the apparent waning of whatever is left in being good about being a MASCULINE MAN have teamed up to bring us "Mantyhose".

Yep, you guessed it, pantyhose for men, because apparently this is what men need for...well, I have no f**king idea. The article specifically names a guy, Mack, who apparently started off wearing women's pantyhose as a landscaper to keep warm. Hmmm...so far that's kind of acceptable, although I would sooner freeze to death then suffer such a humiliation.

However, now that this (unholy, demasculating, very drag queen esq, very border line transvestite) product has been introduced, he now says "... that he enjoys the fit and feel of the "mantyhose" so much that he wears them year-round, even though he now holds an office job."

Alright kids, lets go back to the basics of transvestism in all it's glory. Men who wear women's undergarments under their clothes DOES NOT EQUAL OKAY. This means that our friend Mack here is a classic, text book, transvestite. Even more so because it's also indicated in the article that his wife doesn't approve of it, so he must conceal his actions. The author has the big brass ones enough to write "(It is important to note that the trend has no connection to men who wear hose to cross-dress, since they prefer to wear pairs that are more feminine.)". WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Vidya Rao, you are WRONGO. As a person who spent most of his undergraduate research work studying fetishism, I can plainly tell you that you are without a doubt absolutely wrong in this quote (unless of course the manufacturer is paying you off, then you might be right).

Seriously, at what point in the culture of mankind did it become okay for men to no longer resemble men? At what point did society begin to say that it's fine that we begin to dilute what makes us men, be it for good or for bad. Eyebrow waxing, metro sexual, pointy toed shoes, pink shirts....f**k this kinda sh*t makes me crazy.

In summary:

- If I see any man wearing this on the street, I would be tempted to punch him in the face, but now he is officially a girl.

- You know this product is designed to turn men into women because it was developed in Europe.

- Mack, get on the f**king WHEEL.