Great...Now The World Thinks Were Idiots...Again.

*Sigh* Okay, here we go:

In this article, Glenn Beck pretty much compared the recent young victims of the terrorist attack in Norway as being members of Hitler Youth.

This is ordinarily where I would attack every fiber of his being, to include the fact that he was born in Washington state, his mom (as he reports) committed suicide, most likely because he was the product of a failed abortion that lived. Or just the simple fact that this guy makes Hitler look like a Care Bear.

But this guy is SO F**KING STUPID, I can't really even bring myself to waste my hard earned energy on dumping on ever aspect of this waste of carbon.

So I'd rather just address him directly.

"Dear Mr. Beck,

Why are you so f**king stupid? Are you aware pretty much nobody likes you and you're making Rush Limbaugh look like a genius? Doesn't it bug you that you make Bill O'Reilly look like a moderate liberal? Arn't you concerned that you're slowly making me wonder who I'd rather take a corn laden dump on between you and Ann Coulter?

It's one thing to be a giant bag of retard gas, but when your rants result in sh*tting on victims of another country, implying Nazism against one of our allies in WWII, doesn't that concern you? Just because you're trying to be the worlds biggest a$$hole doesn't mean you need to paint the United States that way.

God if I were you, I'd be depressed because I'd be such a pile of sh*t that no one would waste a bullet on me to shut me up.

STOP TALKING.

Love and regards,

Azurael"

I Will Destroy The Westboro Baptist Church

I am a fan of hatred if you're read any of my blogs, but my hatred is based in intelligent arguement.

These f**ks ruin the idea of intelligent rejection, and for that, I will rub them from the face of the Earth. Mostly be it through literary documentation. Americans have the right to free speech, but these "God loving" people, no, they don't get that right.

Another One Falls Behind Her MeatShield Child!

As found on this news link, Army Spc. Alexis Hutchinson is just another "soldier" to add to the growing list of f*cking cowards who hide behind their children in lieu of going to war. The article states that she couldn't deploy because her mother "backed out at the last minute" from taking care of the kid, but I don't buy that bs for a second. Why? Because I've heard this excuse a billion times over.
The Army functions like this. If a soldier who is a single parent is unable to deploy due to having a child that noone else can care for, it's called being discharged for failure to have a family care plan. This "soldier" had a family care plan, until she was called to deploy, then for some reason it convienently went away.
Even moreso, to call the day of and state you're not deploying, can you be f*cking serious?? By any other means, that is a sheer act of cowardice, which is ONLY topped by the fact that she's using her bastard son as a reason for it.
This oxygen thief is an absolute slap in the face to all the soldiers who are forced to leave their families behind and deploy for the GOOD OF THEIR FELLOW SOLDIER. She isn't good enough to pick up the sh*t the military dogs leave behind.

A New Level Of Depravity

I stumbled across this during my daily viewings of geek digest (i.e. www.geekologie.com) and where, oh where, to begin. There arn't enough verbal jabs that I have stored up on this one.

I believe the pinnacle to start on this trailor is the part where a supposed pre-teen uses the c**t word, and then moves on to the fact that she's got more moves than several superheros combined.

Up the same alley as the movie "Hard Candy", apparently girls are able to over power men with the greatest of ease before they're even out of High School. The movie "The Professional" pulled this off because they made the girl character flawed, but still gave her the attitude to be able to pull off killing someone.

Anyway, back to this movie. So, other then the fact that it stars the ever befuddled Nicholas Cage, it stars something even worse, a girl that bascially embodies the classic pedofiles dream. Yep, I f**king said it. You have a girl that goes through several costume changes, which usually consist of schoolgirl outfits and Manga style purple wigs, mix that up with her having a mouth like a sailor, and toss in a bit of the apparently unholy martial arts skills, and let's not forget her still wanting to act like a little kid, and there you go. Pedofiles will be LINING UP for this pile of uninspirational crap.

I've been in the Army, I've worked with ex-felons, so I'd like to think very few things offend me. This movie offends me. This movie offends me to the point I'd like to dook in a box, mail it to Nicholas Cage, pimp slap the parents of the kid actor, and force the director to watch "Epic Movie" without respite for 24 hours straight. I swear to f**king everything that is holy that Hollywood isn't even trying any more.

This trailor hasn't apparently gone widespread yet, but I'm sure when it does, there'll be plenty other people lining up to the right of me on this bullsh*t.

You've Roused Me From My Slumber.....

I have been on a "hiatus" if you will since losing my job back in October, feeling free not to blog because honestly, what would I blog about? How fun it is to do the same crap day in and day out, consistently wondering about if leaving the Army was a mistake in this crap hole economy?

Well, as surely as that giant boulder that chased Indy was roused from it's many years of slumber amidst large quaking, as am I forced to blog about what I have just seen.

Apparently marketing geniuses and the apparent waning of whatever is left in being good about being a MASCULINE MAN have teamed up to bring us "Mantyhose".

Yep, you guessed it, pantyhose for men, because apparently this is what men need for...well, I have no f**king idea. The article specifically names a guy, Mack, who apparently started off wearing women's pantyhose as a landscaper to keep warm. Hmmm...so far that's kind of acceptable, although I would sooner freeze to death then suffer such a humiliation.

However, now that this (unholy, demasculating, very drag queen esq, very border line transvestite) product has been introduced, he now says "... that he enjoys the fit and feel of the "mantyhose" so much that he wears them year-round, even though he now holds an office job."

Alright kids, lets go back to the basics of transvestism in all it's glory. Men who wear women's undergarments under their clothes DOES NOT EQUAL OKAY. This means that our friend Mack here is a classic, text book, transvestite. Even more so because it's also indicated in the article that his wife doesn't approve of it, so he must conceal his actions. The author has the big brass ones enough to write "(It is important to note that the trend has no connection to men who wear hose to cross-dress, since they prefer to wear pairs that are more feminine.)". WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Vidya Rao, you are WRONGO. As a person who spent most of his undergraduate research work studying fetishism, I can plainly tell you that you are without a doubt absolutely wrong in this quote (unless of course the manufacturer is paying you off, then you might be right).

Seriously, at what point in the culture of mankind did it become okay for men to no longer resemble men? At what point did society begin to say that it's fine that we begin to dilute what makes us men, be it for good or for bad. Eyebrow waxing, metro sexual, pointy toed shoes, pink shirts....f**k this kinda sh*t makes me crazy.

In summary:

- If I see any man wearing this on the street, I would be tempted to punch him in the face, but now he is officially a girl.

- You know this product is designed to turn men into women because it was developed in Europe.

- Mack, get on the f**king WHEEL.