Recently I've had hours of my life robbed away by movies that just suck. I won't name names just in case I have a strong desire to blog about them later (Terminator Salvation). Any who, no, for the records I will not piss away another 2 hours of my life on a movie that essentially looks to be built on explosions and Megan Fox.
I feel my generation has the right to call b.s. on this atrocity that is this live action film for several reasons. First and foremost, why is Bumblebee not a VW? Second, why the hell are the Decepticons bigger then the Transformers?
And finally, why is it that every director on this Earth must ruin movies with some retarded love subplot? The most gratuitous that I can think of would be Cloverfield. The main character had a one night boink fest with a girl, and now he's going to risk death to find her? No wonder most people stick to black and white war movies. Why? NO LOVE PLOT. No Pearl Harbor. No Aliens v. Predator 2. I really wish Hollywood would stop stinking up what might be a good movie with some love plot just in a vain attempt to appeal to larger audiences. Perfect example? Punisher Warzone. Love plot? Nope. Massive amounts of violence? Yes! Perfect!
Michael Bay - be careful about this second movie. You're treading on the brain rot of my generation. This will probably define your career.
Oh yeah. J.J. Abrams...he needs to get on the Wheel and never come back for Star Trek. I'm pretty sure if that guy could have wiped his ass with Gene Roddenberry's ashes, he would have before producing the worthless shit that is Star Trek. I would like to personally thank Abrams for single handedly flipping off decades worth of Star Trek fans by replacing thought out plots, time lines, and characters that is the orgy of explosions, overacting, and sex that is Star Trek.
Abrams, you SUCK! Bay, don't be the next Abrams....
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