The Wheel's Going To Get Alot Faster

fig. 1-1 Gross.....

  I'm not exactly sure what triggered this rant. Maybe because I haven't been on an actual date in ages, or maybe because all of my friends are married and no longer have ownership of their balls. What I DO know is that sappy, lovey dovey relationships is shit that needs to remain in High School. With a national divorce rate of 50%, I'm pretty sure that marrying out of "love" and without a firm basis of friendship is what's screwing people over left and right.

  I've been pondering about men, women, and couples, and what pisses me off the most to hear, and while I can't exactly lump them into any current theme, I have come up with this.

   You fail miserably at life if:

- You're married and you refer to your wife as "wifey".

- You're married and you refer to your husband as "hubby".

- Regardless of sexual orientation, you refer to your significant other as "partner". (Seriously, you're in a relationship, not a dance competition....)

- Anyone that refers to A baby as just "baby". As in, "this formula is safe for baby's tummy".

- For that matter, if you use the term tummy...anytime. Fuck that's weird.

- You use baby talk. Ever. Pets. Children. EVER.

- You have a wedding photo somewhere in your house of you sticking your tongues down each other's throats at the alter.

- You have a picture of both of your hands together to show off your engagement/wedding rings.

- You post sonogram photos ANYWHERE. (It looks like Doppler Radar, and nobody cares)

- You post pictures of a pregnant stomach anywhere (like it's the first time it's happened in the history of humanity)

- You have a post-birth picture of either of you kissing a baby's head. 

- You have any post-birth pictures (i.e. someone in a hospital gown doing something with a baby).

- You seriously done fucked up if you have a video of your live birth. (No, it's not a miracle. No, it's not beautiful. It's gross.)

- You think pregnant women are sexy. (Which I still contend men say only because they probably get more nookie from their frigid wives because during this time their hormones are off the charts).

- You're militantly against childhood vaccinations.

- You're militantly against spanking.

- You're militantly for breastfeeding, and believe it's okay to do in public. (The "its natural" arguement doesn't work. Under that logic, I'm free and able to take a massive dump in the middle of the park in daylight).

- You post anything on Facebook reference to your Anniversary with something to matter of "On this day last (x) years, I met the love of my life and argle bargle bargle!" (Again, nobody gives two shits...remember? 50%?)

- You have a destination wedding to the middle of Bum Fuck Egypt.

Okay, I could keep going, but I'll stop for now. That list should be sufficient enough to piss off enough couples. Good gravy, being single doesn't suck some times.

Why Miley Cyrus Is Not Okay By Any Standard....

fig. 1-1 No, I'm not gay. I just don't get a boner for nonsense like this....

  So everyone' been losing their mind over Miley Cyrus and the Internet universe is pretty split. Naturally there are people out there that think she's acting very untasteful, and think that her transition from a "teen" into an "adult" is a bit too shocking and a bit too rushed.

  Then there's the other side, who happens to be the embarrassing members of my gender who think it's awesome because they're fucked in the head, and apparently jack off to anything regardless of the class associated with it.

  Now typically I try to avoid pop culture in general, but occasionally, just like government, it just builds up in me and I gotta way in.

  Miley Cyrus honestly went from decently talented and attractive, to basically gross and looks like she's sticky to the touch among other things. She's gross. Just plain gross.

  Why is she gross you ask? For only one reason, because she is trying waaay to hard. And not like Madonna or other stars did. Madonna some how pulled it off with a sense of in your face decency (except for that nasty book she put out...blech). And when Britney Spears did it, yeah, she might have been in a skin colored one piece with a snake, but at least she wasn't licking everything under the sun, spanking midgets, and getting weird with a foam finger (which I'm thankful I'm not into sports, because I would never be able to look at those things again...blech).

   And seriously, what on God's green Earth is with her sticking out her tongue any time a camera is around. I get that she's going with some new persona, but good Lord it's gone from okay to just disturbing. Blech!

  Look, there's a not so fine line from being effortlessly-sexy, and just being a nasty, offensive to all five senses prostitute that can sing. Miley is the latter.

  What's worse is that, while she's following the same behavior that many other stars follow when they move from being a teen to an adult, she's going waaaaay too fast. She is on the way to imploding in some fashion, be it drugs, a negative PR event, musical failures...who knows....just calling it now.

  Again, I'm sure most men probably won't agree with this post, but unfortunately, they're the same kinda guys that need to beat off 5 times a day because they're just gross.

  Miley! Get on The Wheel!!!

Stop With The Hero Shit

fig. 1-1 Trying so hard to care....still don't.

 

 

  So at the risk of having to deal with politics, just like the piss poor of an excuse Lt. Watada, let's talk about Snowden.

 

  All sorts or people (read: stinky hippies, crazy-ass conspiracy theorists, and anti-vaccine wackos) are claiming that Snowden is a hero. For the basic fact that he disclosed certain government secrets that may or may not infringe on the rights of the American people.

 

  People who think this guy is some sort of a martyr need to get over themselves and get back to reality. In the grand scheme of things, yes, the government may be reading your emails via computer and looking into your records and whatnot, but seriously, who the fuck cares? If your life is as mundane as mine, yeah, the NSA might find out that I check my Facebook entirely too much, I send pictures of LOL cats to everyone I know, and yeah, I receive regular (however, old, and unwanted) porn website updates to stuff that would make your head explode. If they want to find out that I have a shell of a social life and watch porn on occasion, then so be it! I don't think the Men In Black are going to come busting down my door if I use the word "bomb" in an email.

 

  People that honestly think the government is going to take viable action against innocent citizens are the same kind that think that any kind of gun control will mean the government will come to your door and take the guns out of your hands. Fuck no they won't. The government is too busy stepping all over their cocks to even think about doing something like this.

 

  And furthermore, in the absolute worst case scenario in which the government did conduct an arrest based soley on an email for anything other than definitive terrorist plots or plans, wouldn't someone think to ask where they got the evidence which is required prior to a search/arrest warrant?

 

  To build on this, it's the same people that hate traffic cameras or even public security cameras on street corners because they "feel it infringes on their rights to privacy". Uh. no. It doesn't. Rule of privacy is anywhere you can reasonably rub one out and not be arrested for doing so in that location. That's privacy. The instant your foot hits the sidewalk, you belong to the public. Same rule as garbage. Once that shit hits the street, you have "relinquished control" of it, and all your nudie mags in it are fair game.

 

  Furthermore, once you send an email, or make a phone call, those signals, other than going through your IP service provider, are indirectly being sent into OUTER-FUCKING-SPACE. While I understand the idea behind "privacy on the Internet", the bottom line is, there is ZERO privacy on the Internet, and should be accepted as so.

 

 But again, all your boring emails, your Internet history, your cell phone calls, your texts, etc.etc.etc. The Government could give two shits about all of this. And for God's sake, it's not like there's a giant room full of people somewhere in the desert literally reading every email that gets sent. That's not how it works. Government ain't going to arrest you for an email, they aren't going to take your precious guns, and they don't give a shit about you sending a lol cat to a friend. Your life isn't that interesting, get over it.

 

  So back to Snowden. So he sent information about a Government program to Wikileaks, and suddenly he is elevated to "hero" status. What this spineless piece of shit did was not only violate his security clearance and the oath of confidentiality he took as a contractor, he also inadvertently (or advertently) shit on the Country by airing our dirty laundry to an International intelligence board. And at the very least, instead of doing the honorable thing and sticking around for his day in court, he stuck his tail between his legs, and went scurrying off to Russia where he lived in a fucking airport like a hobo. Yeah. That's real "hero" material there. At no point did this man exude any semblance of bravery in what he did. He didn't "whistle blow" to the proper channels, he didn't make a stand to face his day in court, and worst off, he sold out our bad shit to the International Community. He handing over intelligence just like Benedict Arnold did 200+ years ago, and ran away.

 

Yeah, real fucking hero. Anyone that idolizes this pile of crap needs to seriously rethink their definition of the word "hero".

Let's Talk About Karma

fig. 1-1 Yeah, I was disturbed by this picture too.

I know, you're probably thinking "Azurael...what the hell am I looking at". You're looking at Lynx and Lamb Gaede, the lead singers of the band "Prussian Blue". An obviously white supremisct group that involved two teenage, brainwashed girls.

Now a few reasons to hate them citing some information about the group:

"Prussian Blue was a white nationalist pop pre-teen duo formed in early 2003 by the mother of Lynx Vaughan Gaede[1] and Lamb Lennon Gaede,[2] sororal twin girls born on June 30, 1992, in Bakersfield, California.[3] The twins referred to the Holocaust as a myth[4] and their group was described as racist and white supremacist in nature...."

annnnnnndddddd

"The band was named after the color Prussian blue. In an interview with Vice Magazine, the twins stated, "Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color." They also remarked, "There is also the discussion of the lack of 'Prussian Blue' coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps."

So yeah, couple of know-it-all pre-teen twins that are supposidely "brainwashed" from their parenting. Riiiiiggghhhhttt. My parents raised me a certain way, and I was already disagreeing with that shit by the time I was 10.

No sympathy. When I first heard about this pair of sisters, I was pissed. Then much to my delight, I found the following out about them today:

"But both girls say the hardest part of the whole experience was dealing with the media, which they believe routinely misrepresented them and sensationalized their beliefs. Their time in the limelight subjected them to extraordinary stress, and appears to have contributed to severe health problems for both sisters. Lynx was diagnosed with cancer during her freshman year of high school and doctors removed a large tumor from her shoulder. Then she developed a rare condition called CVS, cyclic vomiting syndrome.

Lamb has struggled as well. She suffers from scoliosis and chronic back pain, as well as lack of appetite and intense emotional stress. During several of our conversations, she burst into tears as she agonized about how to balance her love for her mother with her desire to let the world know that the girls have moved on.

Approximately a year ago, Lamb and Lynx stumbled on a new treatment that they say has done wonders for many of these ailments.

“I have to say, marijuana saved my life,” Lynx told me. “I would probably be dead if I didn’t have it.” She discovered pot while recovering from her cancer treatments. She’d been prescribed morphine and OxyContin, which she quit cold turkey. One day when she was having a bout of nausea, a friend offered her a toke. She was reluctant at first. The girls’ biological father had been “a druggie” when they were young, Lynx said.

But the drug worked wonders, and soon Lynx became one of the first five minors to get a medical marijuana card in Montana. Now Lamb has one, too." Source

OH MY GRAVY. FINALLY, the giant three-assed beast that is Karma has swatted the shit out of people that need a good swattin'. One get's Cancer, and the other gets Scoliosis? Damn!

Now I have a saying, which you may have heard from "Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark." Is subscribed to "never ever laugh when the hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die". Well, in this case, they ain't dead, and I'm laughing my fucking ass off.

Even when they're trying to "move on" Lamb is telling us that everyone needs to "fricken" deal with it, and that Churchill was not one of the good guys? Fuck, that's the worst sense of remorse I've ever seen.

I'd tell you two dumbasses to get on the wheel, but I don't need a fucking puker and a cripple slowin' it down.

"I'm Not Too Overqualified To Pay My Rent"

Dear All Human Resource Recruiters Everywhere (except that one woman in West Seattle),

You need to get off your goddamn high horse in that giant ass ivory tower your in.

Just because they say you're the "gatekeeper" of the business doesn't mean you can put your own personal slant on who you should hire. That's not your fucking job. Your job is to support the needs of the HIRING MANAGER.

Go fuck yourselves and die.

All my love,

Azurael

Once Again, I Scream Bullshit Sandwiches

Once again, the justice system has miscarried all over the floor, and the table, and the chairs, and the walls, and the...you know what...we'll just need a few mops.

I could go into how this court case got messed up, or how we're freeing a couple who is guilty as all shit...but I'm not going to. Amanda Knox did that shit, and once again, a murderer goes scott free.

The takeaway from this, quoting a coworker "it's a good year for murdering people and getting away from it if you're a hot chick."

Yeah, I quoted it.

Had Amanda Knox been a dude, this would have been a non-issue. Or semi-ugly for that matter.

TEH FAIL.

"In All Reality, God Hates You".....

Okay, I promised myself I would never be sucked into the idiocracy that is tween music, but I saw this and I just lost my composure.

Justin Bieber standing side by side with his dad, after getting "Jesus" tattooed on their sides in Hebrew. There is so much wrong with this pictures, I'm just going to drop the fail bomb in bullet style format:

1) Dude, Justin, between you and me. You just standing there with your shirtless father...kinda looking a bit gay yo. Take your hand off his shoulder.

2) Does your dad play the flute? Tell him soul patches are the earmark of douche.

3) I find it disturbing that both of you have the EXACT same body definition.

4) Seriously...take your hand off his shoulder.

5) And finally, for every douche in the world (starting with you and daddy dearest) who gets a tattoo to show their "love of Jesus/God/deity of choice"

"Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own" (1 Corinthians 6:19)

- You know what this means winners? If you're so stoked to prove your loyality to God, you're kinda screwing it up by marking up the temple of the Spirit with Hebrew, or Chinese, or whatever the fuck language you find fashionable at the time. If you're going to physically espouse your religious beliefs all over your body, at least take the time to read the fucking user's manual first.

Bieber, stop being weird with your dad, and get on the Wheel. Hebrew? Really?

You're family's German fuckface...here's your Coat of Arms:

And what kind of girl has flowers on his Coat of Arms? God you're a little girl down to your heritage!!

"Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb!"

In a wildly disturbing news article, a measure is appearing on a San Francisco ballot to ban male circumcision, with the supporters of the ban claiming that it's "genital mutilation".

Okay retards, let's break this sh*t down barney style because you obviously don't know your ass from a hole in the ground:

- Female Circumcision is different from Male Circumcision in that Female Circumcision is viewed by the World Health Organization (WHO) as violence against women, where as male circumcision is viewed by the WHO as being a proactive choice to reduce the transmission of HIV. Furthermore, female circumcision damages parts of the body that allow for sexual stimulation (i.e. nerve clusters), whereas male circumcision only removes a piece of skin, and arguably increases sensitivity (i.e. no nerve clusters...just skin, duh).

- Secondly, there are several religions that require that all men be circumcised. So in banning this practice, you're essentially truncating people's ability to participate freely in their religion. Yes, yes, yes, I can already here "but female genital mutilation was also parts of religion". Apparently you need to re-read the above bullet.

- Thirdly, no circumcision= Smegma. 'Nuff said. GROSS.

- Forth, aesthetics. Uncut junk looks like a f**ked up hot dog. Gross.

- Fifth, choices. This movement coming from San Francisco of all places. The place where people piss and moan about individual rights like gay marriage. Yet they turn around, and attempt to turn circumcision into a misdemeanor. Really? What kind of hypocritical BS is that??

- Sixth, a little too close to home for me. I refuse to believe I am a "victim of genital mutilation". My junk is fantastic and I would have it done twice if I needed to! Plus, I know an overwhelming majority of women out there prefer the "cut" to "uncut".

- Seventh (and probably should have been second), it has been shown to reduce the potential for certain diseases (and is easier to keep clean). I, for one, and totally down at being at reduced risk of STD's.

- Eigth, this procedure is what separates humans from animals. I am not a dog, and don't want some weird lipstick looking tube attached to my body. I want the sh*t that women's wet dreams are made of, and that's the kinda dongs you can only see in porn. How many pornos you've seen with uncircumcised junk?

- Ninth, SMEGMA! GROSS.

In closing, San Francisco can officially gargle my nuts. While I believe the government should have the authority to limit certain self-damaging acts (i.e. drugs, suicide, etc.), they DO NOT have any right to intervene on something that is beneficial just because a bunch of patchouli drenched, tye dye wearing asshats want to be on a political platform about sh*t that doesn't affect them.

San Francisco, get on the f**king wheel!!!

Oh, So NOOOOOWWWWW It's WRONG???

So I pretty much spewed my Sapporo beer after I read this article. So let me get this f**king straight. The crazy ass Westboro "Baptist Church" is allowed to protest funerals for soldiers killed in hideous acts of violence, and the mass of America says its "freedom of speech", but one child dies in a gun shooting, and NOW they ban these heretical a$$clowns from funerals????

Now before you freak out, don't get me wrong. Children NEVER deserve to die. There is nothing worse in this world. But how f**ked is America that it would turn it's back on soldiers that are fighting for a cause, but get all uppidty when a childs funeral is going to be picketed??

Sweet crap, this country really is run by a bunch of parents, and not parents of soldiers.

You New Age Parents Are F**KING SH*T UP!

Just when I think sh*t cannot get any more unbelievable, this kind of f**ked up mess happens. San Franciso, a city that I normally would associate with freedom of choice, has decided that the only way to curb childhood obesity, is to just ban Happy Meals, through the clever targeting of the toys which are usually the best part of it (because let's face it, the burger is always cold and a bit soggy...gross). So now, this new legislation states:

"In order to include a toy with purchase, these new, unhappier meals must meet a checklist of nutritional requirements (PDF):
• The meal can't exceed 600 calories• Less than 35 percent of the calories can come from fat (nuts, nut butters, low-fat cheese excepted)• It's required to have a half cup of vegetables• Breakfast meals are required to have a half cup of fruit• Sodium limits• A multigrain requirement"

Ahem...allow me to climb on my desk for this response. HALF A CUP OF F**KING VEGETABLES??? And can't exceed 600 calories?? My morning dump consists of AT LEAST 1000 calories.

It's funny. My intense hatred of obese people consistantly requires me to review all the research and findings on what is causing this nationwide. Nowhere, have I seen that McDonald's is exclusively responsible for the fattening of children. Other than that a$$hole that decided to eat fast food for 30 days in a row (which is obviously f*cking stupid to begin with), there has been no reason to fire these rounds down on McDonald's.

Furthermore, shouldn't legislation be targeted at the dead-beat f*cking parents who take their kids to McDonald's everyday to begin with? The kids certainly don't have the income to waltz over and order a triple cheeseburger.

So now that parents don't want to do their job anymore, they're punishing the majority by simply changing the rules because it's apparently easier. This is a the same sh*t that ruined getting my food super sized.

My recommendation? It is what it has always been, people should be required to get a license before breeding. Why? Because it's pretty f*cking obvious that people aren't prepared to be in charge of another human being.

All the parents who arn't fit to be parents, GET ON THE WHEEL. As for me, I'm going to send a message by eating a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, smoke a cigarette, and pound a bottle of wine.

This Toilet Earth

So it's been a while since I've blogged last. Quite a few things have been going on, nothing worth mentioning, at least, not that much. So in the interests of time and efficiency, here is the typical shotgun round to the world I like to give!

- According to this article, fat kids are actually stupid. Who says science isn't the best thing EVER!

- F*ck you Mariah, nobody cares! And for the record, I hope it's a boy you unicorn loving psycho!

- PETAs going to want a refund after this offer fails. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with cheese and milk? Is everyone at PETA lactose intolerant?

And to wash away some of the negativity:

- Finally, the ethical side of people shine through. By no means do I think an armed robber should not be caught, but it's very refreshing to see that standards hold through for all things.

And finally, just a random hot chick in boots!!

STOP F**KING BREEDING

So in this latest gem of news, Mrs. "Wormwhole-Baby-Cannon" has had her 19th kid, which now puts most Middle Eastern families to shame (despite the fact that usually it involves more than one wife to get to that total number of kids).

These psycho parents starting sh*tting babies after the first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage. Then apparently they got God and decided that the more babies they could unexcusably bring into the world, the bigger their crowns would be.

Despite the fact that this last one was not only born premature, but riddled with health problems, this psycho-bitch has stated she welcomes the idea of continuing the new born diarrhea, probably until either she dies in child birth, or probably until she has another miscarriage. I'm not going to tell you which one I'm rooting for, but here's a hint. BOTH.

"Oh My God, I'm Surrounded By A$$holes"

This Moron, LTC Terry Lakin, is refusing to accept Obama as the President and says he won't deploy because it's not a lawful order, believing that Obama was not born in the United States. AKA, this man is a f**king idiot who appears to be conveniently ducking out of going to war.

At what point did it become acceptable to openly commit an act of disobeying a order from a superior officer? In times of war, that's one of the few laws under military justice that is punishable by death.

And yes, if you read further on, he is the only Active Duty Medal of Honor winner. Well, he might as well take that thing off and cram it up his corn chute because he's just crapped all over it.

Way to go Colonel, I can now say I've seen cowardice all the way up the chain of command, to and through Field Grade Officers.

Another Coward Joins The Ranks!

So I just recently read in this article post, it appears that an Army Major has decided to join the Weenie Brigade with Lt. Watada by not deploying to Afghanistan. His name...er, ahem, I'm sorry...the piece of sh*t's name is Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook.

Only now, instead of pulling the "illegal war, I'm going to run away like a little girl", he's pulling the "Obama wasn't born in the U.S., so he can't be President, so I'm going to run away like a little girl" excuse.

Yeah, you didn't read that wrong. He's arguing that the birth certificate presented is fake, and thusly, he cannot engage in wartime activities outside the US if he's under orders by someone other then the President.

So, lemme get this straight there Major. Remember that 30 page background check you had to fill out in order to get a Security clearance upon joining the Army? Remember having to list everything, and provide documentation to prove your eligible to serve? The fact that they stopped short of asking how many molars you had? You don't think the President had a similar background check? You honestly think the CIA would allow a non-citizen to take the Office of the President?

How f**king stupid are you?? Although I think you are personally pissing all over everyone that's gone over there, if you honestly think that, you shouldn't be over there, because you're going to end up getting people killed. How the f**k did you become a Major?? What G1 did you pay off to get that rank?? It was 10 years from Captain to Major when I was in, apparently the Army doesn't even require intelligence anymore!

Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, you are a f**king coward. Get out of my Army, and get on the wheel!

Heidi And Spencer Are Unholy Retarded

fig 1.1 - Heidi and Spencer having sex. Because
they think this is how you do it. Yeah, that dumb.

So in passing I saw an article where these two oxygen thieves claimed 9/11 was an inside job. My standard rant aside about how complete ignorant and retarded this theory is, I find their moron statement compounded only by that of talking of "The New World Order" theory. Seriously? If said order existed, would they really want the world now? Why haven't they taken the world already?

I swear to everything that is intelligent, these two spoiled d-bags apparently just sh*t on enough people or enough stuff to stay relevant. And when they can't do that, they just say something so inherently stupid, the press must cover them.

I wouldn't even put these a-holes on the wheel, I would put them in a rocket and send their a$$ to Pluto. That way, no one on Earth would have to get any more stupid from their existence, and they wouldn't know where they are because I'm pretty sure they believe Pluto to be a cartoon dog.

Holy crap I hate these people. F*CK YOU TWO.

Napster Reloaded

I pretty much cried after reading this announcement as the greatest bastion of free software/music/etc is officially going down. Yes, The Pirate Bay (.org) is officially selling itself to become the next legal Napster. Uhm. Sweet. No no no, f*ck that.

The greedy a-holes that bought it, Global Gaming Factory X AB (which will henceforth be called "Corporate Butthole"), the CEO Hans Pendeya (which will henceforth be called "The Taint") had this to quote source:

(1) The Pirate Bay is a site that is among the top 100 most visited Internet sites in the world," said GGF CEO Hans Pandeya. "However, in order to live on, The Pirate Bay requires (2) a new business model, which satisfies the requirements and needs of all parties, content providers, broadband operators, end users, and the judiciary. Content creators and providers need to control their content and get paid for it. (3) File sharers need faster downloads and better quality."

Okay, I put the numbers and underlined select quotes on this b.s. rambling because I'm doing exactly that, calling bullsh*t:

(1) This could very true there Hans Taint. But the reason why? BECAUSE IT'S A SOURCE OF FREE SOFTWARE!! Do you honestly f*cking believe, for a SECOND, that once it's a legal download source, that it'll still be up there? Hell to the no! Another Torrent tracker will be crowned king and you'll loose traffic worse then a low lying highway in a flood.

(2) Man, I remember hearing this from the company that bought mine, shortly before I was laid off. The whole "oh, we need to redo stuff. We need to fix stuff. We've got all this ideas and jizz jizz jizz". Uh no. You said it yourself. It's in the Top 100 visited sites. So unless to sell out or ruin something, why change the business model? Hell, even in college when I worked at a restaurant that had a smoking section, once we got rid of the smoking section, what happened? Yep! Lost half our patronage. Only a moron of a CEO would change anything about a site that receives that much traffic.

(3) No we don't. As an avid downloader of torrents, myself as well as us thousand others expect that for free stuff, we're going to have to deal with slower downloads and such. Honestly, I've gotten full length movies in under 5 minutes. The Corporate Butthole is simply trying to justify the incoming download fees under the guise of a better "user experience". Do they serious think we're that dumb?

And as for the owners of The Pirate Bay, er, previous owners. Yes, we got it. You've "fought the good fight" and yeah, yeah "you're gotten no thanks" or whatever. Doing the right thing would not have allowed a corporation, for whom you had previous posted cease and desist letters

located here against, to take over your organization. The RIGHT thing to do would have been to take your site offline. But instead, you're trading in your fight and everyone that's joined behind you, and did what Napster did... gave it to some CEO to make crap tons of money on, and further the cause of "the new owners plan to make it a legal service that allows 'content providers and copyright owners [to] get paid for content that is downloaded via the site." Great. Fuel the organisations that have screwed generations of music and movie lovers out of TONS of money for a single album, DVD.

Thanks guys. Go ahead and hop on The Wheel. And as for the Corporate Butthole that bought the site, I will never visit it again. So I hope your "potential profits" crumble, you industry grovelling a-holes.

Coward & Traitor List!

Welcome to the brand new segment which I like to call the "Coward and/or Traitor" list! This is a comprehensive list of people that just piss me off to absolutely no end and I'd just like to point it out in my own little bubble of cyberspace. Occasionally people will be added as I see fit. And you know I'm passionate about this if I'm blogging about these meat heads while I'm going through this segment in my life.


Rihanna - She is an absolute coward if and only if she actually got back together with the insignificant f**k who laid his hands on her. Why in the hell would someone that has as much power and protection as her would return to such a pile of crap? Even animals learn not to poke their nose where it hurts, so you're telling me a member of the highest eschelons of the food chain doesn't know about classical conditioning? Even more, she's a traitor to victims of abuse everywhere because this was the first opportunity since Tina Turner that such an valued, talented member of society would have the chance to publicly speak out against domestic violence. An influence that could have had the possibility to help numerous people decide to leave the situation they're in and seek help. But nope. Guess not.

Chris Brown - Coward for the fact that he lay his hands on a woman. Not just a woman, a f**king hot and talented woman. Must come from a great family. Traitor to not only men EVERYWHERE, but possibly to his genre of music. This meatball is a complete bitch. He needs to go to prison, because knowing what I know of prison culture, more then a few inmates will pay back to him double for what he did.

The F**king Duggar Family - STOOOOP BREEEDING. Cowards for the fact that the parents cannot face the fact that they had a miscarriage eons ago so now they feel like every kid they CRAP out is just another jewel in their crown in Heaven. WRONG. Traitors to the Earth because, well let's face it, if everyone bred like jack rabbits, we'd run out of natural resources in about 5 years. Oh yeah, and the fact that it's borderline child abuse in the fact that the children in this family can't get the adequate attention they need. I cannot f**king WAIT until they start hitting puberty and hit that berserk stage where drugs and sex come into play. The parents are soooooo dooomed.

Rush F**king Limbagh(er) - I never thought this a$$clown would actually be more then a no talent hack of a radio speaker, but I guess he is, so let's keep this short and to the point. Coward because he points out faults even while he's a drugged up, self-important, FAT, hypocrite. Traitor to his own political party, which honestly is just good news to the rest of us Democrats. Woohoo! Keep it up fatty!!

Lisa Pagan (pictured here with her "meat shield" children) - So if you haven't heard, the back story on this is that the above pictured pile of wah reported to duty to deploy with her two children because she claims her husband can't take care of them because he travels too much. Other then her blatant lack of knowledge regarding Soldier and Sailors Relief Act, she decided to crap all over the Uniformed Services and put this in the news instead. Soooo, COWARD in the fact that she used HER OWN FAMILY not to deploy ANNNNND abandoning not only her commitment to the Armed Forces, but also her unit. TRAITOR for pretty much the same reasons. Sure...she wanted the sweet benefits the Army offers, but doesn't want to pay the price of the occasional deployment. Hey Lisa, next time you decide to sign on the dotted line, maybe think about it first. That way you don't end up hiding behind a couple of children like a spineless sack of SHIT.

Ehren Watada (aka Deserter Extraordinaire) - 'Nuff said. This Coward/Traitor shirked his duty because he would have rather gone to Afghanistan instead of Iraq. Guess what there Ehren, this ain't Burger King! You don't get to choose. I'm sure your Platoon is proud of your ass leaving them in the time they needed a LEADER the most. As Dante pointed out "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those, who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their own neutrality."

Amy Wino...er...Winehouse (Damn you Dlisted) - So, this woman has been given a talent to croon that hasn't been heard literally in decades. She could possibly match the greats with little effort, but instead what does she do with her gift? CRACK! Traitor to her own self for letting her talents go to waste And to those who wish they had such talents. Coward for doing that many drugs, and wanting to be with an abusive a-hole. (Blaaaake).


EVERYONE, GET ON THE WHEEL!

F**K You Jenny McCarthy!

Dear Ms. McCarthy,

In light of this recent Court Ruling it would appear that nobody has any fault in your childs autism other then your crappy genes. Additionally, in light of these new findings, I would like to say on behalf of 99.9% of the world population that your idea that vaccines cause autism are completely unfounded, and apparently all the blood that should be going to your brain is actually going to your breasts.

In the future, why not spend your energy, I dunno, perhaps on The Wheel. At least there, you can do humanity some good, instead of searching out scapegoats for your holy war against vaccines so that children everywhere, might you have your way, could die of measles, mumps, or rubella.

It's not the medical communities fault that you have a child born with a learning disability. So stop acting like a raging dong and trying to pass the buck on something that was clearly embedded in YOUR genetics.

All my love,

Azurael

WTF*CK PALIN??

With an undergrad in CJ, I take personal offense against the following viewed inability of a possible VP candidate to name at least one other court decision made by the Supreme Court (ESPECIALLY EXXON SHIPPING COMPANY V. BAKER...effects Alaska? Governor?? *Want a pisser? Go to the very bottom of the blog...) at a moments notice.

Watch with disbelief as Palin tap dances around the question and some how goes back to the only court decision she knows. Big hint there oh exalted leader of Alaska....as a leader, you look better when you say you don't know, then try to b.s. around the subject.

And for the record...this is the worst tap dancing I've seen...even after my experience dealing with criminals...



Hmmm...reminds me of someone else who can answer a question....who could that be?
(pssst...for the answer...see below...)




Palin! Yeah...apparently you weren't as disappointed back in June when this came out...

Holy Crap...My Brothers Were Right

Ladies and Gentlemen...the reason I'm turning away from American metal music....

....oh, and Metallica...GET ON THE F**KING WHEEL.