Work It! I Need A Glass of Watah!

Things that would make my okay HR job exceedingly more exciting:

- Beer on tap right next to my computer
- A "personal shredder" which is actually a hot secretary that stands next to my desk with scissors
- A giant iron door to my office with that eyeball door greeter thing from Jedi Strikes Back
- A hot dog roller like those from 7-11 next to my printer
- An office with a window so I could throw bouncy balls out of it when I was bored (I work at the top of a pretty tall building)
- With the press of a button, I could shut off the florescent lighting and have red lights come on, I would call this "red alert"