"Don't Go Quoting Dicken's In My Apartment!"

Oregon-B can and went, and in light that it's busy at work, I can sum up our weekend in the following manner:

• Got plastered
• Went to a booty barn (strip club)
• Played Xbox until 6am
• Watched dirty movies while telling dirty stories
• Got plastered some more
• At a crapton of nasty food

And all is well.