Why Miley Cyrus Is Not Okay By Any Standard....

fig. 1-1 No, I'm not gay. I just don't get a boner for nonsense like this....

  So everyone' been losing their mind over Miley Cyrus and the Internet universe is pretty split. Naturally there are people out there that think she's acting very untasteful, and think that her transition from a "teen" into an "adult" is a bit too shocking and a bit too rushed.

  Then there's the other side, who happens to be the embarrassing members of my gender who think it's awesome because they're fucked in the head, and apparently jack off to anything regardless of the class associated with it.

  Now typically I try to avoid pop culture in general, but occasionally, just like government, it just builds up in me and I gotta way in.

  Miley Cyrus honestly went from decently talented and attractive, to basically gross and looks like she's sticky to the touch among other things. She's gross. Just plain gross.

  Why is she gross you ask? For only one reason, because she is trying waaay to hard. And not like Madonna or other stars did. Madonna some how pulled it off with a sense of in your face decency (except for that nasty book she put out...blech). And when Britney Spears did it, yeah, she might have been in a skin colored one piece with a snake, but at least she wasn't licking everything under the sun, spanking midgets, and getting weird with a foam finger (which I'm thankful I'm not into sports, because I would never be able to look at those things again...blech).

   And seriously, what on God's green Earth is with her sticking out her tongue any time a camera is around. I get that she's going with some new persona, but good Lord it's gone from okay to just disturbing. Blech!

  Look, there's a not so fine line from being effortlessly-sexy, and just being a nasty, offensive to all five senses prostitute that can sing. Miley is the latter.

  What's worse is that, while she's following the same behavior that many other stars follow when they move from being a teen to an adult, she's going waaaaay too fast. She is on the way to imploding in some fashion, be it drugs, a negative PR event, musical failures...who knows....just calling it now.

  Again, I'm sure most men probably won't agree with this post, but unfortunately, they're the same kinda guys that need to beat off 5 times a day because they're just gross.

  Miley! Get on The Wheel!!!