F**K You Jenny McCarthy!

Dear Ms. McCarthy,

In light of this recent Court Ruling it would appear that nobody has any fault in your childs autism other then your crappy genes. Additionally, in light of these new findings, I would like to say on behalf of 99.9% of the world population that your idea that vaccines cause autism are completely unfounded, and apparently all the blood that should be going to your brain is actually going to your breasts.

In the future, why not spend your energy, I dunno, perhaps on The Wheel. At least there, you can do humanity some good, instead of searching out scapegoats for your holy war against vaccines so that children everywhere, might you have your way, could die of measles, mumps, or rubella.

It's not the medical communities fault that you have a child born with a learning disability. So stop acting like a raging dong and trying to pass the buck on something that was clearly embedded in YOUR genetics.

All my love,

Azurael

You've Roused Me From My Slumber.....

I have been on a "hiatus" if you will since losing my job back in October, feeling free not to blog because honestly, what would I blog about? How fun it is to do the same crap day in and day out, consistently wondering about if leaving the Army was a mistake in this crap hole economy?

Well, as surely as that giant boulder that chased Indy was roused from it's many years of slumber amidst large quaking, as am I forced to blog about what I have just seen.

Apparently marketing geniuses and the apparent waning of whatever is left in being good about being a MASCULINE MAN have teamed up to bring us "Mantyhose".

Yep, you guessed it, pantyhose for men, because apparently this is what men need for...well, I have no f**king idea. The article specifically names a guy, Mack, who apparently started off wearing women's pantyhose as a landscaper to keep warm. Hmmm...so far that's kind of acceptable, although I would sooner freeze to death then suffer such a humiliation.

However, now that this (unholy, demasculating, very drag queen esq, very border line transvestite) product has been introduced, he now says "... that he enjoys the fit and feel of the "mantyhose" so much that he wears them year-round, even though he now holds an office job."

Alright kids, lets go back to the basics of transvestism in all it's glory. Men who wear women's undergarments under their clothes DOES NOT EQUAL OKAY. This means that our friend Mack here is a classic, text book, transvestite. Even more so because it's also indicated in the article that his wife doesn't approve of it, so he must conceal his actions. The author has the big brass ones enough to write "(It is important to note that the trend has no connection to men who wear hose to cross-dress, since they prefer to wear pairs that are more feminine.)". WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Vidya Rao, you are WRONGO. As a person who spent most of his undergraduate research work studying fetishism, I can plainly tell you that you are without a doubt absolutely wrong in this quote (unless of course the manufacturer is paying you off, then you might be right).

Seriously, at what point in the culture of mankind did it become okay for men to no longer resemble men? At what point did society begin to say that it's fine that we begin to dilute what makes us men, be it for good or for bad. Eyebrow waxing, metro sexual, pointy toed shoes, pink shirts....f**k this kinda sh*t makes me crazy.

In summary:

- If I see any man wearing this on the street, I would be tempted to punch him in the face, but now he is officially a girl.

- You know this product is designed to turn men into women because it was developed in Europe.

- Mack, get on the f**king WHEEL.

I'll Be Back....

...I always come back....

WTF*CK PALIN??

With an undergrad in CJ, I take personal offense against the following viewed inability of a possible VP candidate to name at least one other court decision made by the Supreme Court (ESPECIALLY EXXON SHIPPING COMPANY V. BAKER...effects Alaska? Governor?? *Want a pisser? Go to the very bottom of the blog...) at a moments notice.

Watch with disbelief as Palin tap dances around the question and some how goes back to the only court decision she knows. Big hint there oh exalted leader of Alaska....as a leader, you look better when you say you don't know, then try to b.s. around the subject.

And for the record...this is the worst tap dancing I've seen...even after my experience dealing with criminals...



Hmmm...reminds me of someone else who can answer a question....who could that be?
(pssst...for the answer...see below...)




Palin! Yeah...apparently you weren't as disappointed back in June when this came out...

A Definate Arguement For Soylent Green

Just when I thought crazy cat ladies were going to be the model citizen to make me completely disregard how intelligent our society is, something worse comes along.

Grown-a$$ adults that apparently still play with dolls, even into their 60's.

Seriously.....

Holy Crap...My Brothers Were Right

Ladies and Gentlemen...the reason I'm turning away from American metal music....

....oh, and Metallica...GET ON THE F**KING WHEEL.

The Duggar Horde, On The Wheel!

MSN posted today that the Duggar horde has announced the gender of their 18th which immediately had me fighting back waves of nausea and screaming "we don't care!" in the vain attempt that it might actually break the link to the news article.

In light of the fact that our stock market is sinking like a lead rake, I'm confused as to who at the news organization thinks this is something newsworthy, if not even a slap in the face. Your average family with a NORMAL number of children is probably somewhat financially floundering, I'm all together unclear how this alien breed machine keeps firing infantile salvos out of her baby cannon. Gross.

I've addressed their human collection before, but the continual and unnecessary press is pretty much forcing my hand.

Will the family that cannot keep from crapping out kids please put down the fertility pills and get on the wheel!!

TFGIFF

I may have posted this before, but I don't care...it's worth it...and it's been along week so bluntly, I'm going to be CHEST DEEP in internet porn, Xbox, and Booooooze.

(ugh....and homework)

These Scales Are F**king Broken!

Okay....now apparently the justice system will love you if you have children:

Case #1 - A woman who was arrested for 1st Degree murder for killing her husband, who was convicted of Voluntary Manslaughter apparently is allowed to have her kids. Let me type this again just incase the stupidity is too hard to eat (which it is for most intelligent beings). A woman, who shot her husband, in the back, by "accident" has been given full custody of her kids. What? Not just what, I mean f**king WHAT? Really?? If you're going to throw down the fact that she suffered "years of mental and emotional abuse" that lead her to "accidently" killing her husband, that sh*t just doesn't go away when the victimizer does. Had the genders been reversed, this b.s. never would have happened.

Case #2 - A woman who spent 32 years on the lam, became a mother (which the article points out alot), and got arrested received no additional time in jail for a jail break. The article prattles on about how she's been "a good person" and lead a "productive life" (I still disagree that having children in and of itself is "productive") and honestly, I don't give a rats a$$ that she has "three children at home that need her"). No no no. She's an escaped felon that has a jail cell that needs her. Again, I've read countless articles where escaped convicts (mostly men, as it goes with statistics) who get caught ages down the road usually get additional time. Despite the fact that she's been living fraudulently (hmmm, no charges for that either??), apparently she's allowed a pass because she's been keeping her nose clean (not because she wanted to be a good person, but probably because it's easier to not get caught when you're not screwing up).

WTF!

Awesomely Bizarre Day

"As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself why I should put both my feet on the floor there are precious few reasons I've been able to come up with. Chance ... Scotch. It's too early to drink but people it is never to early to think about it..."

I now understand the power of this quote, too bad I hate scotch.