Heidi And Spencer Are Unholy Retarded

fig 1.1 - Heidi and Spencer having sex. Because
they think this is how you do it. Yeah, that dumb.

So in passing I saw an article where these two oxygen thieves claimed 9/11 was an inside job. My standard rant aside about how complete ignorant and retarded this theory is, I find their moron statement compounded only by that of talking of "The New World Order" theory. Seriously? If said order existed, would they really want the world now? Why haven't they taken the world already?

I swear to everything that is intelligent, these two spoiled d-bags apparently just sh*t on enough people or enough stuff to stay relevant. And when they can't do that, they just say something so inherently stupid, the press must cover them.

I wouldn't even put these a-holes on the wheel, I would put them in a rocket and send their a$$ to Pluto. That way, no one on Earth would have to get any more stupid from their existence, and they wouldn't know where they are because I'm pretty sure they believe Pluto to be a cartoon dog.

Holy crap I hate these people. F*CK YOU TWO.

Napster Reloaded

I pretty much cried after reading this announcement as the greatest bastion of free software/music/etc is officially going down. Yes, The Pirate Bay (.org) is officially selling itself to become the next legal Napster. Uhm. Sweet. No no no, f*ck that.

The greedy a-holes that bought it, Global Gaming Factory X AB (which will henceforth be called "Corporate Butthole"), the CEO Hans Pendeya (which will henceforth be called "The Taint") had this to quote source:

(1) The Pirate Bay is a site that is among the top 100 most visited Internet sites in the world," said GGF CEO Hans Pandeya. "However, in order to live on, The Pirate Bay requires (2) a new business model, which satisfies the requirements and needs of all parties, content providers, broadband operators, end users, and the judiciary. Content creators and providers need to control their content and get paid for it. (3) File sharers need faster downloads and better quality."

Okay, I put the numbers and underlined select quotes on this b.s. rambling because I'm doing exactly that, calling bullsh*t:

(1) This could very true there Hans Taint. But the reason why? BECAUSE IT'S A SOURCE OF FREE SOFTWARE!! Do you honestly f*cking believe, for a SECOND, that once it's a legal download source, that it'll still be up there? Hell to the no! Another Torrent tracker will be crowned king and you'll loose traffic worse then a low lying highway in a flood.

(2) Man, I remember hearing this from the company that bought mine, shortly before I was laid off. The whole "oh, we need to redo stuff. We need to fix stuff. We've got all this ideas and jizz jizz jizz". Uh no. You said it yourself. It's in the Top 100 visited sites. So unless to sell out or ruin something, why change the business model? Hell, even in college when I worked at a restaurant that had a smoking section, once we got rid of the smoking section, what happened? Yep! Lost half our patronage. Only a moron of a CEO would change anything about a site that receives that much traffic.

(3) No we don't. As an avid downloader of torrents, myself as well as us thousand others expect that for free stuff, we're going to have to deal with slower downloads and such. Honestly, I've gotten full length movies in under 5 minutes. The Corporate Butthole is simply trying to justify the incoming download fees under the guise of a better "user experience". Do they serious think we're that dumb?

And as for the owners of The Pirate Bay, er, previous owners. Yes, we got it. You've "fought the good fight" and yeah, yeah "you're gotten no thanks" or whatever. Doing the right thing would not have allowed a corporation, for whom you had previous posted cease and desist letters

located here against, to take over your organization. The RIGHT thing to do would have been to take your site offline. But instead, you're trading in your fight and everyone that's joined behind you, and did what Napster did... gave it to some CEO to make crap tons of money on, and further the cause of "the new owners plan to make it a legal service that allows 'content providers and copyright owners [to] get paid for content that is downloaded via the site." Great. Fuel the organisations that have screwed generations of music and movie lovers out of TONS of money for a single album, DVD.

Thanks guys. Go ahead and hop on The Wheel. And as for the Corporate Butthole that bought the site, I will never visit it again. So I hope your "potential profits" crumble, you industry grovelling a-holes.

Perez Hilton Deserved It

Wow. After hearing enough on this I have to weigh in. Not only did this meatball decide to pick a fight with an entire band, he did so in a manner that undermines everything that the gay rights movement has been pushing to eliminate, aka spoken verbal hate against gays.

Then, he decided to "apologize" and said that any benefits of the ensuing lawsuit will be donated to the Matthew Shepard Foundation. However, due to his "fag" insult, the Foundation won't take the money (source).

The bottom line is this, if you're a traitor to your own cause, you need to get punched....repeatedly. Also calling anyone an inflammatory name, well, what do you thinks going to happen? Probably going to get punched in the face. And let me be first to point out here that if this drivel does make it to court, I'm pretty sure little to no damages are going to be awarded.

Personally between me and Perez, I'd just punch him repeatedly in the back alley of a club just because I think he's a complete idiot, and stupidity should never be tolerated in any form. Even if that form is a cross between an obese Care Bear and a 10 year old girl.

Get on the wheel FATTY.

Boobies and Explosions Won't Do It For Me

Recently I've had hours of my life robbed away by movies that just suck. I won't name names just in case I have a strong desire to blog about them later (Terminator Salvation). Any who, no, for the records I will not piss away another 2 hours of my life on a movie that essentially looks to be built on explosions and Megan Fox.

I feel my generation has the right to call b.s. on this atrocity that is this live action film for several reasons. First and foremost, why is Bumblebee not a VW? Second, why the hell are the Decepticons bigger then the Transformers?

And finally, why is it that every director on this Earth must ruin movies with some retarded love subplot? The most gratuitous that I can think of would be Cloverfield. The main character had a one night boink fest with a girl, and now he's going to risk death to find her? No wonder most people stick to black and white war movies. Why? NO LOVE PLOT. No Pearl Harbor. No Aliens v. Predator 2. I really wish Hollywood would stop stinking up what might be a good movie with some love plot just in a vain attempt to appeal to larger audiences. Perfect example? Punisher Warzone. Love plot? Nope. Massive amounts of violence? Yes! Perfect!

Michael Bay - be careful about this second movie. You're treading on the brain rot of my generation. This will probably define your career.


Oh yeah. J.J. Abrams...he needs to get on the Wheel and never come back for Star Trek. I'm pretty sure if that guy could have wiped his ass with Gene Roddenberry's ashes, he would have before producing the worthless shit that is Star Trek. I would like to personally thank Abrams for single handedly flipping off decades worth of Star Trek fans by replacing thought out plots, time lines, and characters that is the orgy of explosions, overacting, and sex that is Star Trek.

Abrams, you SUCK! Bay, don't be the next Abrams....

Enough Of This Nonsense

So other then a few beacon blips, I've been off the blog radar since I got laid off before the economic crisis. So not only did I get canned just in time for the utter collapse of most industries where I live, now I'm currently living through a country wide hiring freeze. Whoo!

Now to catch up in the classic bullet type format as to what's happened since October of last year (yep, I've been damn near unemployed for a full year):

• Lost my job
• Drove through a once-in-a-decade massive snowstorm to go to a 2nd job interview, to which some of my interviewers didn't even show, and didn't get the job
• Have had a total of 3 job interviews, obviously bupkis
• Gone to see Oregon-B several times, and got massively ruined each time
• Had a little bit o nasty run in with the police (of which the details will remain hidden)
• Starting to slip on the trips to the gym
• Completed three quarters worth of ASL
• Decided to blog

There you go! All that accomplished in about 8 months. So please be patient as I can only blog so much about my daily ritual that is xbox, coffee, apply for jobs, read rejection (e)mails, cry, more xbox, and go to bed.

Charge!

About Time Science Was On My Side!

I finally stumbled across what is argueably the best science article ever.

Want kids? Already married? Give it a second thought.

Check out this AWESOME article.

2007: Year Of The Bastard??

So according to several articles like this one, we've had the biggest baby boom in recorded US history, and of those babies born in 2007, 40% of them were BASTARDS.

For those who apparently might have forgotten what the term means, it's defined as:

1) A child born out of wedlock.
2) Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3) Slang A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Far be it from me to be one who preaches marriage, but seriously, at what point did it become okay for people to just start having kids outside of marriage, and apparently way before they're ready.

I can't exactly figure out an arguement FOR having a bastard, but hm, whatever works I guess.

Does Anyone Hire Veterans Anymore?

So if it wasn't transparent, I lost my job back in jolly ol' October when the company I was working in HR for was shut down. I wasn't too concerned that I wouldn't find a job because I have almost 2 years experience in HR plus I have a duel Master's Degree in HR Management and HR Development. On top of that, I literally have 10 years of leadership experience, starting when I was 19 back at the crappy steak house I worked at.

Since being layed off, I have literally applied to over 200 jobs in Human Resources and Office Management, and I have only yet had one walk in job interview. I interviewed for a job training managers to be managers. Now let me caveat that I have both education and actual experience in leading soldiers, as a platoon leader (33 soldiers) upto an operations officer in charge of 7 department heads and totally responsible for about 200+ soldiers and civilians. Who did they end up giving the job to? A middle aged mother of two with 11 years recruiting experience and ZERO years experience leading subordinates. Hmmm.

My theory is this. Men don't belong in HR. Of all of my friends I've spoken to, and looking at national averages, it appears that HR is dominated by women. So I'm probably sure that the jobs I am applying for, end up going to "middle aged women, with usually 2 kids, who started as an office manager or receptionist, who is 20 years a$$ deep in HR and office work".

Forget that I'm that I'm an ex-Army Captain, Caucasian male in my 20's who has a Masters level education and over a decade worth of leadership experience both in peace time and wartime settings. Not to forget I've written Army policy that required approval at a General Officer level, andI'm school trained in everything from crisis management to information and physical security.

I know, I know. The job should go to the "most experienced". However, there still is a train of thought that preaches that maybe introducing new blood and ideas to an organization might shake things up.

I honestly thought I was ready to get out of the Army 3 years back when I exited as a Captain with as much experience and education training as I had, but I was wrrroooooong. Honestly, I just want to know...who the french toast are getting these jobs???

So...what now shall I do? Hmm....

Coward & Traitor List!

Welcome to the brand new segment which I like to call the "Coward and/or Traitor" list! This is a comprehensive list of people that just piss me off to absolutely no end and I'd just like to point it out in my own little bubble of cyberspace. Occasionally people will be added as I see fit. And you know I'm passionate about this if I'm blogging about these meat heads while I'm going through this segment in my life.


Rihanna - She is an absolute coward if and only if she actually got back together with the insignificant f**k who laid his hands on her. Why in the hell would someone that has as much power and protection as her would return to such a pile of crap? Even animals learn not to poke their nose where it hurts, so you're telling me a member of the highest eschelons of the food chain doesn't know about classical conditioning? Even more, she's a traitor to victims of abuse everywhere because this was the first opportunity since Tina Turner that such an valued, talented member of society would have the chance to publicly speak out against domestic violence. An influence that could have had the possibility to help numerous people decide to leave the situation they're in and seek help. But nope. Guess not.

Chris Brown - Coward for the fact that he lay his hands on a woman. Not just a woman, a f**king hot and talented woman. Must come from a great family. Traitor to not only men EVERYWHERE, but possibly to his genre of music. This meatball is a complete bitch. He needs to go to prison, because knowing what I know of prison culture, more then a few inmates will pay back to him double for what he did.

The F**king Duggar Family - STOOOOP BREEEDING. Cowards for the fact that the parents cannot face the fact that they had a miscarriage eons ago so now they feel like every kid they CRAP out is just another jewel in their crown in Heaven. WRONG. Traitors to the Earth because, well let's face it, if everyone bred like jack rabbits, we'd run out of natural resources in about 5 years. Oh yeah, and the fact that it's borderline child abuse in the fact that the children in this family can't get the adequate attention they need. I cannot f**king WAIT until they start hitting puberty and hit that berserk stage where drugs and sex come into play. The parents are soooooo dooomed.

Rush F**king Limbagh(er) - I never thought this a$$clown would actually be more then a no talent hack of a radio speaker, but I guess he is, so let's keep this short and to the point. Coward because he points out faults even while he's a drugged up, self-important, FAT, hypocrite. Traitor to his own political party, which honestly is just good news to the rest of us Democrats. Woohoo! Keep it up fatty!!

Lisa Pagan (pictured here with her "meat shield" children) - So if you haven't heard, the back story on this is that the above pictured pile of wah reported to duty to deploy with her two children because she claims her husband can't take care of them because he travels too much. Other then her blatant lack of knowledge regarding Soldier and Sailors Relief Act, she decided to crap all over the Uniformed Services and put this in the news instead. Soooo, COWARD in the fact that she used HER OWN FAMILY not to deploy ANNNNND abandoning not only her commitment to the Armed Forces, but also her unit. TRAITOR for pretty much the same reasons. Sure...she wanted the sweet benefits the Army offers, but doesn't want to pay the price of the occasional deployment. Hey Lisa, next time you decide to sign on the dotted line, maybe think about it first. That way you don't end up hiding behind a couple of children like a spineless sack of SHIT.

Ehren Watada (aka Deserter Extraordinaire) - 'Nuff said. This Coward/Traitor shirked his duty because he would have rather gone to Afghanistan instead of Iraq. Guess what there Ehren, this ain't Burger King! You don't get to choose. I'm sure your Platoon is proud of your ass leaving them in the time they needed a LEADER the most. As Dante pointed out "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those, who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their own neutrality."

Amy Wino...er...Winehouse (Damn you Dlisted) - So, this woman has been given a talent to croon that hasn't been heard literally in decades. She could possibly match the greats with little effort, but instead what does she do with her gift? CRACK! Traitor to her own self for letting her talents go to waste And to those who wish they had such talents. Coward for doing that many drugs, and wanting to be with an abusive a-hole. (Blaaaake).


EVERYONE, GET ON THE WHEEL!

F**K You Jenny McCarthy!

Dear Ms. McCarthy,

In light of this recent Court Ruling it would appear that nobody has any fault in your childs autism other then your crappy genes. Additionally, in light of these new findings, I would like to say on behalf of 99.9% of the world population that your idea that vaccines cause autism are completely unfounded, and apparently all the blood that should be going to your brain is actually going to your breasts.

In the future, why not spend your energy, I dunno, perhaps on The Wheel. At least there, you can do humanity some good, instead of searching out scapegoats for your holy war against vaccines so that children everywhere, might you have your way, could die of measles, mumps, or rubella.

It's not the medical communities fault that you have a child born with a learning disability. So stop acting like a raging dong and trying to pass the buck on something that was clearly embedded in YOUR genetics.

All my love,

Azurael