Showing posts with label Theories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Theories. Show all posts

28 May, 2008

Choose Your Character

While watching my newly discovered favorite TV series "Weeds" last night, I had an epiphany that might explain how we in our teens decide to focus our energies. For the record, I think pot and all pot related humor is pretty worthless, but this series actually makes it look exciting to sell controlled substances.

So growing up, teenagers inevitably hit what I call the "crazy age". This is the age at which they begin to fall into the big vices of adolescence. Being drugs, booze, sex, and violence, although this list is certainly not all inclusive.

Obviously this works on the percentage system in that a teen can only invest a certain percentage of 100% into each. Me personally, I was never into drugs, and pretty much had to replace sex with porn (because I'll admit, I was not a chick magnet at the time). So I would say I was mastering a "Vice Split" of; Porn 70%, Booze 20%, Violence 10% (I was an angry teen).

I would further argue the whole notion of "Vice Split" as leading to a certain talent, albeit socially undesirable, in the future. We've all met the people that know how to build a pot pipe out of a piece of dental floss and a cupcake, or someone that knows how to mix any drink on earth. These are people that during their teen crazy years, focused their attention towards a specific vice over most others.

Mine being porn, I specialized in everything nasty under the sun (and learned how to sell porn to classmates by 10th grade). Recently, I was humbled. I thought I knew everything about sex, both normal and abnormal, until I read this article. Yikes.

07 June, 2007

Theory - The Master Dentist

Dentistry is one of the few professions where the actual practicer must rely on peers from the same field to assist them. Mechanics can fix their own car, doctors can diagnose themselves, and carpenters can build their own shelving.
I would submit this stream of logic:

- Every dentist wants to go to someone equal or superior to them (because they know what good and bad dentistry looks like and what it can do)

- Unless they mutually support one another, that dentist that does work on one dentist, is in turn seen by a "better" dentist.

- Each dentist that works on a dentist, sees a "better" dentist.

- Inevitably, climbing the pyramid, you will get to the Master Dentist

Proposed Profile of the Master Dentist (MD):
- MD's tools taste like candy and are thrown away after one use
- MD's office has shag carpeting and a live band
- MD's dental chair is made by Lay-Z-Boy
- MD's gloves smell like fresh cinnamon roles
- MD can pull a tooth with his mind