So A Straight Guy Has To Chime In Now Huh?

For those who have read this blog for a while, they would know that I go nutty for a woman in boots. I think nothing compliments most outfits better, and nothing helps a woman exude more power (for whatever reason) then a pair of boots. That being said, man has not made all pairs of boots the same. Below, I have outlined what is acceptable and not acceptable to wear in the boot world. Ladies, some of these boots, if you think are cute, you need to go ahead and drop off your fashion license because you're dead f**king wrong. Yeah, the "but they're comfortable" arguement only goes so far. Look, if you're wearing something designed to compliment your outfit, 10 to 1, not going to be comfortable. Let's get started:

Equestrian

Verdict: Uh, no. Flat boots are lazy and you might as well be a gay guy.

UGGs (Aka "They're comfortable")

Verdict: Hell no. Take that sh*t off your feet.

Expensive A$$ Designer Boots

Verdict: F*CK NO!.....EWWW!

Gladiator Sandal/Boot Hybrid

Verdict: Not terrible. Definately some summer/beach fashion to this noise.

Standard Knee High Boot Verdict: An absolute fashion staple for all wardrobes. Throw out your "equestrian" sh*t and get these.

Thigh High Boots

Verdict: Apparently my dreams have come true in that this was named the boot fashion for 2011, so fall will be just awesome.

Am I weird for being a straight guy and posting this? Maybe. But ask any guy, and they'll most likely agree. When it comes to boots, comfort shouldn't be the highest priority. If it is, well that means you probably value moonboots waaay more than a normal human should.