You New Age Parents Are F**KING SH*T UP!

Just when I think sh*t cannot get any more unbelievable, this kind of f**ked up mess happens. San Franciso, a city that I normally would associate with freedom of choice, has decided that the only way to curb childhood obesity, is to just ban Happy Meals, through the clever targeting of the toys which are usually the best part of it (because let's face it, the burger is always cold and a bit soggy...gross). So now, this new legislation states:

"In order to include a toy with purchase, these new, unhappier meals must meet a checklist of nutritional requirements (PDF):
• The meal can't exceed 600 calories• Less than 35 percent of the calories can come from fat (nuts, nut butters, low-fat cheese excepted)• It's required to have a half cup of vegetables• Breakfast meals are required to have a half cup of fruit• Sodium limits• A multigrain requirement"

Ahem...allow me to climb on my desk for this response. HALF A CUP OF F**KING VEGETABLES??? And can't exceed 600 calories?? My morning dump consists of AT LEAST 1000 calories.

It's funny. My intense hatred of obese people consistantly requires me to review all the research and findings on what is causing this nationwide. Nowhere, have I seen that McDonald's is exclusively responsible for the fattening of children. Other than that a$$hole that decided to eat fast food for 30 days in a row (which is obviously f*cking stupid to begin with), there has been no reason to fire these rounds down on McDonald's.

Furthermore, shouldn't legislation be targeted at the dead-beat f*cking parents who take their kids to McDonald's everyday to begin with? The kids certainly don't have the income to waltz over and order a triple cheeseburger.

So now that parents don't want to do their job anymore, they're punishing the majority by simply changing the rules because it's apparently easier. This is a the same sh*t that ruined getting my food super sized.

My recommendation? It is what it has always been, people should be required to get a license before breeding. Why? Because it's pretty f*cking obvious that people aren't prepared to be in charge of another human being.

All the parents who arn't fit to be parents, GET ON THE WHEEL. As for me, I'm going to send a message by eating a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, smoke a cigarette, and pound a bottle of wine.

This Toilet Earth

So it's been a while since I've blogged last. Quite a few things have been going on, nothing worth mentioning, at least, not that much. So in the interests of time and efficiency, here is the typical shotgun round to the world I like to give!

- According to this article, fat kids are actually stupid. Who says science isn't the best thing EVER!

- F*ck you Mariah, nobody cares! And for the record, I hope it's a boy you unicorn loving psycho!

- PETAs going to want a refund after this offer fails. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with cheese and milk? Is everyone at PETA lactose intolerant?

And to wash away some of the negativity:

- Finally, the ethical side of people shine through. By no means do I think an armed robber should not be caught, but it's very refreshing to see that standards hold through for all things.

And finally, just a random hot chick in boots!!

Wait....WTF??

I'm noticing a disturbing trend coming from the media over the past several days. In this link, it's said that if the Ground Zero mosque site gets moved, then "the Islamic Extremists win". However, if it doesn't move, then Islam "wins".

Then, in THIS LINK, we're being told, even by General Peteraus, that it will "anger the Islamic Extremeists".

So my question is this, WHEN THE FUCK DID ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS START RUNNING OUR COUNTRY???? SERIOUSLY! Am I allowed to take a sh*t? Or do I need to cork my ass shut because it would "upset the Islamic Extremists"? At what point did we become so overconcerned with upsetting a small portion of the world that it's actually beginning to generate opinion contrary to our American rights?

Besides, everything offends those morons about us, we're the Great Devil! Remember? DAMN!

I Will Destroy The Westboro Baptist Church

I am a fan of hatred if you're read any of my blogs, but my hatred is based in intelligent arguement.

These f**ks ruin the idea of intelligent rejection, and for that, I will rub them from the face of the Earth. Mostly be it through literary documentation. Americans have the right to free speech, but these "God loving" people, no, they don't get that right.

Get Outta The Weeds!

So one of my bosses boss told my boss and I that we need to go to "first line supervisors training" because he believes out staff to be out of control.

Wait, let me get this straight, between my boss and I, we have over 50 years of leadership training, experience, and practical know how. This meatball, from what I understand, has about 4-5 years.

Really? Time for a new job!

You Have To Be F**king Kidding

I haven't really watched the news in a while, but I was pretty much floored (hard to do on a treadmill) when I saw that a Mosque has actually been approved to be built in the vicinity of Ground Zero.

Seriously?

Now I've reviewed the arguments that argue for building the Mosque. The usual "this is America" and "land of the free", and "freedom of religion", and the "oh so Timothy McVeigh was a Christian, should we not build churches..." and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

The bottom line is this. Islam is a violent belief structure. They believe that if you're a non-believer, you either need to convert or die.

Uh oh! Here comes the "Oh, but what about the Crusades" or "What about the Inquisition?". Yeah, that was in the Middle ages. Christianity is no longer a belief structure of violence, and even the base idea of it is that Christians accept all manners of thoughts and beliefs (except you f**king Scientologists). Islam is STILL practicing a method of violence in their belief structure. Last time I checked, we don't have a Christian equivalent of "fatwa".

So now the claim is that this Mosque will "bridge the gap" between religions. Yeah, because building a religious temple at the site which was destroyed by ALL extremists from that religion will cure the disagreement that has been going on for thousands of years.

Sure. Way to go New York City. Nice to know even you "hard asses" would bend over and take it like that.

STOP F**KING BREEDING

So in this latest gem of news, Mrs. "Wormwhole-Baby-Cannon" has had her 19th kid, which now puts most Middle Eastern families to shame (despite the fact that usually it involves more than one wife to get to that total number of kids).

These psycho parents starting sh*tting babies after the first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage. Then apparently they got God and decided that the more babies they could unexcusably bring into the world, the bigger their crowns would be.

Despite the fact that this last one was not only born premature, but riddled with health problems, this psycho-bitch has stated she welcomes the idea of continuing the new born diarrhea, probably until either she dies in child birth, or probably until she has another miscarriage. I'm not going to tell you which one I'm rooting for, but here's a hint. BOTH.

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy fourth of July to the greatest nation in the world! And with that being said, I hope the flames of hell are hot enough to light that cigar Benedict Arnold! You tea sucking, gout afflicted, dropsy havin', dyin-of-delirium motherf**ker!!

Dudes Unite!

Scientists have developed the first male contraceptive pill. This is a pretty awesome day. It's funny in reading this article in that apparently "Polls have repeatedly shown wives and partners do not trust their men to remember to pop a pill every day." Or it could be that they're not really on board with the fact that men can now control whether babies are made or not. Personally, I think this is a fantastic invention to combat those women who "forgot" to take the pill. ;)

Oh No She Didn't!

So yet another instance where the media and the majority of society is going to jump to the idea of "police brutality". Bascially the rule of thumb is this:

If someone is claiming "excessive force" against the police, you ask them this question. "Before the excessive force, what happened?" If the answers are not "he/she was running from the cops" or "he/she was resisting arrest", then I pretty much don't even accept the idea that excessive force happened.

In the above video, punching a teenaged girl in the face with a closed fist, violent? Yes. Did she LAY HER HANDS ON A POLICE OFFICER??? Yes.

Bottom line, if you touch a cop, you deal with the medicine that comes out of it. And if you're going to throw the race card on this, just don't.

Rejoice, For I Have Risen

Back from the blogging void, I am picking back up the gauntlet and charging ahead with my blog.

For those too lazy to look backward, let me fill in you in why the large lull. My job that I was laid off from in September of 08 was unfortunately so boring that it gave me ample opportunity to blog daily. After that, my time was spent between Xbox360, school, job searching, and being absolutely blasted on wine and cheap whiskey.

This last September, I picked up a new job in a non-profit organization, all the while still going to school to learn American Sign Language. Basically, the fact that I felt like I'd settled for a job that is far under my educational background coupled with schooling essentially drained any creativity or desire to blog from my life.

But f**king FINALLY, after two years I'm done taking American Sign Language. Also, four months after getting hired at the non-profit, I ended up being promoted to 2nd in charge. Go figure. So I'm finally crawling out of my mental darkages, and I'm here again to judge people, talk about hot chicks wearing boots, and espouse my love of all cured meats.

WHAT UP.

"Oh My God, I'm Surrounded By A$$holes"

This Moron, LTC Terry Lakin, is refusing to accept Obama as the President and says he won't deploy because it's not a lawful order, believing that Obama was not born in the United States. AKA, this man is a f**king idiot who appears to be conveniently ducking out of going to war.

At what point did it become acceptable to openly commit an act of disobeying a order from a superior officer? In times of war, that's one of the few laws under military justice that is punishable by death.

And yes, if you read further on, he is the only Active Duty Medal of Honor winner. Well, he might as well take that thing off and cram it up his corn chute because he's just crapped all over it.

Way to go Colonel, I can now say I've seen cowardice all the way up the chain of command, to and through Field Grade Officers.

Another One Falls Behind Her MeatShield Child!

As found on this news link, Army Spc. Alexis Hutchinson is just another "soldier" to add to the growing list of f*cking cowards who hide behind their children in lieu of going to war. The article states that she couldn't deploy because her mother "backed out at the last minute" from taking care of the kid, but I don't buy that bs for a second. Why? Because I've heard this excuse a billion times over.
The Army functions like this. If a soldier who is a single parent is unable to deploy due to having a child that noone else can care for, it's called being discharged for failure to have a family care plan. This "soldier" had a family care plan, until she was called to deploy, then for some reason it convienently went away.
Even moreso, to call the day of and state you're not deploying, can you be f*cking serious?? By any other means, that is a sheer act of cowardice, which is ONLY topped by the fact that she's using her bastard son as a reason for it.
This oxygen thief is an absolute slap in the face to all the soldiers who are forced to leave their families behind and deploy for the GOOD OF THEIR FELLOW SOLDIER. She isn't good enough to pick up the sh*t the military dogs leave behind.

F**k A Hologram!

Man alive it's been a while since I last posted so let's play catch up shall we?

- Recently started a new job working as a contractor, something I said I'd never do because honestly, who likes contractors? Well no, I don't like myself, so don't even try that one.

- Just settled a small claims case against my ex-landlord that decided he was going to go ahead and keep my entire security deposit forever, or until his a$$ got served by the Sheriffs department letting him know I'd be waiting for him at Courtroom #2. Oh, and by settled, I mean I got everything I wanted and he got to look like a complete f**kwad.

- My Xbox360 finally just shat out on me. Although the slew of cussing at first was enough to kill an average Marine, I quickly accepted this fact because everyone one of my friends has been hit with the Ring Of Death. I even had one friend that went through 4 Xbox360's before finally getting one that would last longer than 1 hour. And the pisser is Mass Effect 2 just came out, and I've played about 10 hours. Wanted to play more, but nope! Now I have to wait another month before I can play a game I waited 3 months to play. Awesome.

- Going back to the work subject, my coworkers are all f**king idiots. They apparently are unable to grasp the concept of "timelines" and "deadlines", and apparently just think it's hilarious to trash on our clientel INFRONT of our clientel. Good plan guys, that'll get your a$$ promoted sometime soon.

- Speaking of which, the second in charge at my work just got demoted for being a complete idiot (remember Milton from Office Space?). So now, despite the fact that I'm only a few months into my job, I'm going to piss off all my veteran co-workers by applying for the higher paying job, and hopefully getting it. Again a$$holes, INFRONT of our clientel.

Well, enough ranting for now...off to sully my sorrows in beer and porn. Rock.