Perez Hilton Deserved It

Wow. After hearing enough on this I have to weigh in. Not only did this meatball decide to pick a fight with an entire band, he did so in a manner that undermines everything that the gay rights movement has been pushing to eliminate, aka spoken verbal hate against gays.

Then, he decided to "apologize" and said that any benefits of the ensuing lawsuit will be donated to the Matthew Shepard Foundation. However, due to his "fag" insult, the Foundation won't take the money (source).

The bottom line is this, if you're a traitor to your own cause, you need to get punched....repeatedly. Also calling anyone an inflammatory name, well, what do you thinks going to happen? Probably going to get punched in the face. And let me be first to point out here that if this drivel does make it to court, I'm pretty sure little to no damages are going to be awarded.

Personally between me and Perez, I'd just punch him repeatedly in the back alley of a club just because I think he's a complete idiot, and stupidity should never be tolerated in any form. Even if that form is a cross between an obese Care Bear and a 10 year old girl.

Get on the wheel FATTY.

Boobies and Explosions Won't Do It For Me

Recently I've had hours of my life robbed away by movies that just suck. I won't name names just in case I have a strong desire to blog about them later (Terminator Salvation). Any who, no, for the records I will not piss away another 2 hours of my life on a movie that essentially looks to be built on explosions and Megan Fox.

I feel my generation has the right to call b.s. on this atrocity that is this live action film for several reasons. First and foremost, why is Bumblebee not a VW? Second, why the hell are the Decepticons bigger then the Transformers?

And finally, why is it that every director on this Earth must ruin movies with some retarded love subplot? The most gratuitous that I can think of would be Cloverfield. The main character had a one night boink fest with a girl, and now he's going to risk death to find her? No wonder most people stick to black and white war movies. Why? NO LOVE PLOT. No Pearl Harbor. No Aliens v. Predator 2. I really wish Hollywood would stop stinking up what might be a good movie with some love plot just in a vain attempt to appeal to larger audiences. Perfect example? Punisher Warzone. Love plot? Nope. Massive amounts of violence? Yes! Perfect!

Michael Bay - be careful about this second movie. You're treading on the brain rot of my generation. This will probably define your career.


Oh yeah. J.J. Abrams...he needs to get on the Wheel and never come back for Star Trek. I'm pretty sure if that guy could have wiped his ass with Gene Roddenberry's ashes, he would have before producing the worthless shit that is Star Trek. I would like to personally thank Abrams for single handedly flipping off decades worth of Star Trek fans by replacing thought out plots, time lines, and characters that is the orgy of explosions, overacting, and sex that is Star Trek.

Abrams, you SUCK! Bay, don't be the next Abrams....

Enough Of This Nonsense

So other then a few beacon blips, I've been off the blog radar since I got laid off before the economic crisis. So not only did I get canned just in time for the utter collapse of most industries where I live, now I'm currently living through a country wide hiring freeze. Whoo!

Now to catch up in the classic bullet type format as to what's happened since October of last year (yep, I've been damn near unemployed for a full year):

• Lost my job
• Drove through a once-in-a-decade massive snowstorm to go to a 2nd job interview, to which some of my interviewers didn't even show, and didn't get the job
• Have had a total of 3 job interviews, obviously bupkis
• Gone to see Oregon-B several times, and got massively ruined each time
• Had a little bit o nasty run in with the police (of which the details will remain hidden)
• Starting to slip on the trips to the gym
• Completed three quarters worth of ASL
• Decided to blog

There you go! All that accomplished in about 8 months. So please be patient as I can only blog so much about my daily ritual that is xbox, coffee, apply for jobs, read rejection (e)mails, cry, more xbox, and go to bed.

Charge!