14 January, 2013
Shit Canned!
Well, long time passing. Ended up getting canned all over the place last Friday.
Might be a bad thing? Not really on my end.
For the three years I worked for my employer, I've seen a countless number of idiotic decisions made at the Corporate level, and I almost say with a bit of humor that I was absolutely relieved to be canned. Furthermore when I was told I'd continue to get paid through the end of the month, and that my unemployment claim would go unchallenged (like I needed that seeing as how I've destroyed every HR professional I've bumped heads with).
That being said, my team is sadly left behind to deal with the dumbest leadership on the face of the planet. That bums me out to no end because they work hard on a daily basis, they deserve alot better than that.
Enter: the employment underground. I'm going to assist them in whatever way possible to locate different employment, thusly leaving my previous job a giant, air sucking hole in the ground.
W00t!
15 December, 2012
What Now Shall We Do?
05 December, 2012
Time Don't Stop...And Neither Does My Cynical Nature....
Fellow readers.
First and foremost, apologies for my spotty posts. As you've read sporadically, I've been going through what I can describe as the best (coughcoughworstcoughcough) year of my life.
That being said, I'm still committed to sharing the wealth of my hatred of all things humanity as ever.
Do I have more empathy for those that have suffered personal loss? Yes. Do I have my sympathy for those who struggle? Without question.
Will I no longer rip on people who have too many kids, eat way too much, or get away with crimes unpunished? No f**king way.
Help me help you. ;)
I'm Back...And I Brought Friends......
Yeah, I found Fiverr.com, and I've decided to give it a whack.
In this, I found a Scotsman with a dulcet voice who read one of my previous rage posts. Found here.
Damn. Everything does sound better in Scottish....
25 September, 2012
24 September, 2012
Dubbya-Tee-FRENCH??
- Dad died. (Rest In Peace Dad....you were my greatest hero, and I'm bent on making you proud)
- Uncle...Dad's twin brother died (Rest in Peace Uncle...I love you because you made Dad so happy)
- Received my first complaint from the EEOC (apparently, you cant fire a black woman...EVER)
- Received my first write-up in my entire professional career (yeah, done poorly I might add)
- Started therapy again (weeeee! I made my therapist do a spit take!)
- Tried to figure out this new blogger format!
05 May, 2012
09 December, 2011
Should We Really Be Shocked By This?

Finally....finally, finally, finally...
In this story, the Duggar's (aka Baby Factory and Crappiest Parents Alive) latest pregnancy ended up in miscarriage.
Now I could go completely un-pc right now, and just eviscerate them in every sense possible with an "I finally told you so" the size of a planetoid. But it's just too easy.
Here's an idea, you have 19 kids. STOP BREEDING.
28 November, 2011
Man...Bachelorhood Blows...

23 November, 2011
Let's Talk About Karma
"Prussian Blue was a white nationalist pop pre-teen duo formed in early 2003 by the mother of Lynx Vaughan Gaede[1] and Lamb Lennon Gaede,[2] sororal twin girls born on June 30, 1992, in Bakersfield, California.[3] The twins referred to the Holocaust as a myth[4] and their group was described as racist and white supremacist in nature...."
annnnnnndddddd
"The band was named after the color Prussian blue. In an interview with Vice Magazine, the twins stated, "Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color." They also remarked, "There is also the discussion of the lack of 'Prussian Blue' coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps."
So yeah, couple of know-it-all pre-teen twins that are supposidely "brainwashed" from their parenting. Riiiiiggghhhhttt. My parents raised me a certain way, and I was already disagreeing with that shit by the time I was 10.
No sympathy. When I first heard about this pair of sisters, I was pissed. Then much to my delight, I found the following out about them today:
Lamb has struggled as well. She suffers from scoliosis and chronic back pain, as well as lack of appetite and intense emotional stress. During several of our conversations, she burst into tears as she agonized about how to balance her love for her mother with her desire to let the world know that the girls have moved on.
Approximately a year ago, Lamb and Lynx stumbled on a new treatment that they say has done wonders for many of these ailments.
“I have to say, marijuana saved my life,” Lynx told me. “I would probably be dead if I didn’t have it.” She discovered pot while recovering from her cancer treatments. She’d been prescribed morphine and OxyContin, which she quit cold turkey. One day when she was having a bout of nausea, a friend offered her a toke. She was reluctant at first. The girls’ biological father had been “a druggie” when they were young, Lynx said.
But the drug worked wonders, and soon Lynx became one of the first five minors to get a medical marijuana card in Montana. Now Lamb has one, too." Source
OH MY GRAVY. FINALLY, the giant three-assed beast that is Karma has swatted the shit out of people that need a good swattin'. One get's Cancer, and the other gets Scoliosis? Damn!

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