25 September, 2012
24 September, 2012
Dubbya-Tee-FRENCH??
- Dad died. (Rest In Peace Dad....you were my greatest hero, and I'm bent on making you proud)
- Uncle...Dad's twin brother died (Rest in Peace Uncle...I love you because you made Dad so happy)
- Received my first complaint from the EEOC (apparently, you cant fire a black woman...EVER)
- Received my first write-up in my entire professional career (yeah, done poorly I might add)
- Started therapy again (weeeee! I made my therapist do a spit take!)
- Tried to figure out this new blogger format!
05 May, 2012
09 December, 2011
Should We Really Be Shocked By This?

Finally....finally, finally, finally...
In this story, the Duggar's (aka Baby Factory and Crappiest Parents Alive) latest pregnancy ended up in miscarriage.
Now I could go completely un-pc right now, and just eviscerate them in every sense possible with an "I finally told you so" the size of a planetoid. But it's just too easy.
Here's an idea, you have 19 kids. STOP BREEDING.
28 November, 2011
Man...Bachelorhood Blows...

23 November, 2011
Let's Talk About Karma
"Prussian Blue was a white nationalist pop pre-teen duo formed in early 2003 by the mother of Lynx Vaughan Gaede[1] and Lamb Lennon Gaede,[2] sororal twin girls born on June 30, 1992, in Bakersfield, California.[3] The twins referred to the Holocaust as a myth[4] and their group was described as racist and white supremacist in nature...."
annnnnnndddddd
"The band was named after the color Prussian blue. In an interview with Vice Magazine, the twins stated, "Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color." They also remarked, "There is also the discussion of the lack of 'Prussian Blue' coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps."
So yeah, couple of know-it-all pre-teen twins that are supposidely "brainwashed" from their parenting. Riiiiiggghhhhttt. My parents raised me a certain way, and I was already disagreeing with that shit by the time I was 10.
No sympathy. When I first heard about this pair of sisters, I was pissed. Then much to my delight, I found the following out about them today:
Lamb has struggled as well. She suffers from scoliosis and chronic back pain, as well as lack of appetite and intense emotional stress. During several of our conversations, she burst into tears as she agonized about how to balance her love for her mother with her desire to let the world know that the girls have moved on.
Approximately a year ago, Lamb and Lynx stumbled on a new treatment that they say has done wonders for many of these ailments.
“I have to say, marijuana saved my life,” Lynx told me. “I would probably be dead if I didn’t have it.” She discovered pot while recovering from her cancer treatments. She’d been prescribed morphine and OxyContin, which she quit cold turkey. One day when she was having a bout of nausea, a friend offered her a toke. She was reluctant at first. The girls’ biological father had been “a druggie” when they were young, Lynx said.
But the drug worked wonders, and soon Lynx became one of the first five minors to get a medical marijuana card in Montana. Now Lamb has one, too." Source
OH MY GRAVY. FINALLY, the giant three-assed beast that is Karma has swatted the shit out of people that need a good swattin'. One get's Cancer, and the other gets Scoliosis? Damn!
14 November, 2011
Welcome To My World...The World Of Full Blown Fucking Cynicism

31 October, 2011
Microwave Mess In A Can! How Convienent!
I'm coming off of my brief haitus from blogging to bitch about Campbell's "Soup At Hand" product.This item is basically soup in a microwaveable cup that you just "heat and sip". Well folks, it's just not that easy.
If you read the label, you'll find the very small warning "Uneven microwave heating may cause popping, movement of the cup and/or splattering". How about plain ol fuckin' tipping over on its side and flooding every crevas of inside your microwave with impossible to clean soup?
I had heated one of these once before, and the instant I noticed it was "popping" (read: literally bouncing up into the air an inch), I stopped the microwave and decided to drink luke warm soup instead of running the risk of losing it.
Today, I somehow forgot to keep a mean eye on this and sure enough, came back to it on it's side an my office's microwave flooded in "Chicken with Mini Noodles". Awesome. After spending an embarassing 10 minutes wiping out our microwave with approximately 20 brown papertowels, I got to enjoy the tepid 1/5 remaining contents of the can. Mmm mmm that was worth $1.50.
What I don't understand is that Campbell's is already aware of this problem. They never would have put the "popping" warning on the side had they not been aware of it. And yet they continue to make the container in the shape of an hour glass with the bottom slightly smaller than the top.
If they had any sense, they'd shape it more like a beaker (or a spill proof coffee mug) or at least with a flared bottom.
Instead, they got their $1.50, my co-workers got a messy ass microwave, and I got nothing but hunger.
Thanks Campbell's!
07 October, 2011
"I'm Not Too Overqualified To Pay My Rent"
Dear All Human Resource Recruiters Everywhere (except that one woman in West Seattle),



