Oh, So NOOOOOWWWWW It's WRONG???

So I pretty much spewed my Sapporo beer after I read this article. So let me get this f**king straight. The crazy ass Westboro "Baptist Church" is allowed to protest funerals for soldiers killed in hideous acts of violence, and the mass of America says its "freedom of speech", but one child dies in a gun shooting, and NOW they ban these heretical a$$clowns from funerals????

Now before you freak out, don't get me wrong. Children NEVER deserve to die. There is nothing worse in this world. But how f**ked is America that it would turn it's back on soldiers that are fighting for a cause, but get all uppidty when a childs funeral is going to be picketed??

Sweet crap, this country really is run by a bunch of parents, and not parents of soldiers.

You New Age Parents Are F**KING SH*T UP!

Just when I think sh*t cannot get any more unbelievable, this kind of f**ked up mess happens. San Franciso, a city that I normally would associate with freedom of choice, has decided that the only way to curb childhood obesity, is to just ban Happy Meals, through the clever targeting of the toys which are usually the best part of it (because let's face it, the burger is always cold and a bit soggy...gross). So now, this new legislation states:

"In order to include a toy with purchase, these new, unhappier meals must meet a checklist of nutritional requirements (PDF):
• The meal can't exceed 600 calories• Less than 35 percent of the calories can come from fat (nuts, nut butters, low-fat cheese excepted)• It's required to have a half cup of vegetables• Breakfast meals are required to have a half cup of fruit• Sodium limits• A multigrain requirement"

Ahem...allow me to climb on my desk for this response. HALF A CUP OF F**KING VEGETABLES??? And can't exceed 600 calories?? My morning dump consists of AT LEAST 1000 calories.

It's funny. My intense hatred of obese people consistantly requires me to review all the research and findings on what is causing this nationwide. Nowhere, have I seen that McDonald's is exclusively responsible for the fattening of children. Other than that a$$hole that decided to eat fast food for 30 days in a row (which is obviously f*cking stupid to begin with), there has been no reason to fire these rounds down on McDonald's.

Furthermore, shouldn't legislation be targeted at the dead-beat f*cking parents who take their kids to McDonald's everyday to begin with? The kids certainly don't have the income to waltz over and order a triple cheeseburger.

So now that parents don't want to do their job anymore, they're punishing the majority by simply changing the rules because it's apparently easier. This is a the same sh*t that ruined getting my food super sized.

My recommendation? It is what it has always been, people should be required to get a license before breeding. Why? Because it's pretty f*cking obvious that people aren't prepared to be in charge of another human being.

All the parents who arn't fit to be parents, GET ON THE WHEEL. As for me, I'm going to send a message by eating a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, smoke a cigarette, and pound a bottle of wine.

This Toilet Earth

So it's been a while since I've blogged last. Quite a few things have been going on, nothing worth mentioning, at least, not that much. So in the interests of time and efficiency, here is the typical shotgun round to the world I like to give!

- According to this article, fat kids are actually stupid. Who says science isn't the best thing EVER!

- F*ck you Mariah, nobody cares! And for the record, I hope it's a boy you unicorn loving psycho!

- PETAs going to want a refund after this offer fails. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with cheese and milk? Is everyone at PETA lactose intolerant?

And to wash away some of the negativity:

- Finally, the ethical side of people shine through. By no means do I think an armed robber should not be caught, but it's very refreshing to see that standards hold through for all things.

And finally, just a random hot chick in boots!!

Wait....WTF??

I'm noticing a disturbing trend coming from the media over the past several days. In this link, it's said that if the Ground Zero mosque site gets moved, then "the Islamic Extremists win". However, if it doesn't move, then Islam "wins".

Then, in THIS LINK, we're being told, even by General Peteraus, that it will "anger the Islamic Extremeists".

So my question is this, WHEN THE FUCK DID ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS START RUNNING OUR COUNTRY???? SERIOUSLY! Am I allowed to take a sh*t? Or do I need to cork my ass shut because it would "upset the Islamic Extremists"? At what point did we become so overconcerned with upsetting a small portion of the world that it's actually beginning to generate opinion contrary to our American rights?

Besides, everything offends those morons about us, we're the Great Devil! Remember? DAMN!

I Will Destroy The Westboro Baptist Church

I am a fan of hatred if you're read any of my blogs, but my hatred is based in intelligent arguement.

These f**ks ruin the idea of intelligent rejection, and for that, I will rub them from the face of the Earth. Mostly be it through literary documentation. Americans have the right to free speech, but these "God loving" people, no, they don't get that right.

Get Outta The Weeds!

So one of my bosses boss told my boss and I that we need to go to "first line supervisors training" because he believes out staff to be out of control.

Wait, let me get this straight, between my boss and I, we have over 50 years of leadership training, experience, and practical know how. This meatball, from what I understand, has about 4-5 years.

Really? Time for a new job!

You Have To Be F**king Kidding

I haven't really watched the news in a while, but I was pretty much floored (hard to do on a treadmill) when I saw that a Mosque has actually been approved to be built in the vicinity of Ground Zero.

Seriously?

Now I've reviewed the arguments that argue for building the Mosque. The usual "this is America" and "land of the free", and "freedom of religion", and the "oh so Timothy McVeigh was a Christian, should we not build churches..." and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

The bottom line is this. Islam is a violent belief structure. They believe that if you're a non-believer, you either need to convert or die.

Uh oh! Here comes the "Oh, but what about the Crusades" or "What about the Inquisition?". Yeah, that was in the Middle ages. Christianity is no longer a belief structure of violence, and even the base idea of it is that Christians accept all manners of thoughts and beliefs (except you f**king Scientologists). Islam is STILL practicing a method of violence in their belief structure. Last time I checked, we don't have a Christian equivalent of "fatwa".

So now the claim is that this Mosque will "bridge the gap" between religions. Yeah, because building a religious temple at the site which was destroyed by ALL extremists from that religion will cure the disagreement that has been going on for thousands of years.

Sure. Way to go New York City. Nice to know even you "hard asses" would bend over and take it like that.

STOP F**KING BREEDING

So in this latest gem of news, Mrs. "Wormwhole-Baby-Cannon" has had her 19th kid, which now puts most Middle Eastern families to shame (despite the fact that usually it involves more than one wife to get to that total number of kids).

These psycho parents starting sh*tting babies after the first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage. Then apparently they got God and decided that the more babies they could unexcusably bring into the world, the bigger their crowns would be.

Despite the fact that this last one was not only born premature, but riddled with health problems, this psycho-bitch has stated she welcomes the idea of continuing the new born diarrhea, probably until either she dies in child birth, or probably until she has another miscarriage. I'm not going to tell you which one I'm rooting for, but here's a hint. BOTH.

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy fourth of July to the greatest nation in the world! And with that being said, I hope the flames of hell are hot enough to light that cigar Benedict Arnold! You tea sucking, gout afflicted, dropsy havin', dyin-of-delirium motherf**ker!!

Dudes Unite!

Scientists have developed the first male contraceptive pill. This is a pretty awesome day. It's funny in reading this article in that apparently "Polls have repeatedly shown wives and partners do not trust their men to remember to pop a pill every day." Or it could be that they're not really on board with the fact that men can now control whether babies are made or not. Personally, I think this is a fantastic invention to combat those women who "forgot" to take the pill. ;)