Finally The World Knows My Pain

Finally in a move of brilliance, this article reports a resturant owner who has now banned children under the age of 6 from entering his resturant.

AWESOME.

Naturally with these articles, I like to go directly to the comments section and see all the self-righteous parents prattling on about how they always go out to eat with their herd of offspring and neeeevvveerr have a problem. Correction breeders, you never percieve a problem. What parents arn't aware of is that they develop the ability to drown out every hideous shriek, yelp, and snot bubble kids produce during the course of dinner. While it may be background noise to parents, for those of us not retarded enough to drag out uber-young kids hours past their bed time, these sounds after dropping $50+ on dinner and wine is equivelent to the sound of my cat puking for a solid 3 minutes (i.e. the gross pumping sound).

The bottom line is this, it doesn't matter HOW well behaved your result-of-a-backseat-grope-session-and-broken-profilactic is, there are times and places for children to be. Ten at night in a resturant and ANY casino in Vegas are not acceptable places to have the little snots. You want family play time, go to f**king Disneyland, and let the rare few of us who have decided to reserve our adult freedom enjoy it in some piece and quiet.

And no, I don't think your kid is adorable or special in anyway.