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Mechanical Escape
My own bubble of cyber space to inscribe my less-then-conventional thought patterns as they arise.
19 November, 2009
We're Gonna Need Another Boat
The Pirate Bay is now down. Long live piracy...and strike another one up for Corporate bastards.
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"Remember son, no matter how slowly the gears turn, something is always being made...."
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Azurael
I could possibly be the most cynical man alive.
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Up-To-Date Escape!
I've turned over to the Dark Side! Follow my real time rants on Twitter at @MechanicalEsc.
Azurael's Murtaugh List
Everyone has a list of crap they're too old to do....this is mine:
1) Go "clubbing" (i.e. loud music).
2) Do shots...of anything.
3) Roleplay in the bedroom.
4) Karoke.
5) Drinks with more than two alcohols.
6) Eating a mountain of spicy wings before bed.
7) Staying up until sunrise.
8) Hickys.
9) Hangovers. Period.
10) Jack In The Box 7 Days a week.
"I'm too old for that shit!"
Artificial Absolutes - Top Three Organs That Hurt After Drinking
1) Kidneys
2) Stomach
3) Liver
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